Alana Foden

Princess Goddess. Comic. Selling sex toys, one orgasm at a time since 2003. Goal is to have 1 Billion served. Love & Laughter is the Life I'm after.

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Saturday night fun! https://t.co/ikr4QtFNpZ

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“These are the few ways we can practice humility:
To speak as little as possible of one's self.
To mind one's own business.
Not to want to manage other people's affairs.
To avoid curiosity.
To accept contradictions... https://t.co/p9GQVvPEVL

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attending Charlene @ SoHo

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Thursday night fun. https://t.co/vsZ739jSVB https://t.co/gewQRAcLuz

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Love you Brett! Can you believe I won a thousand dollars! #goddess4life #bestfriends #love

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Came home from the most fantastic family vacation & won 1k @Athena’s Annual meeting?

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Tonight! https://t.co/B9VXv9BJLC https://t.co/SG5mTTfJOF

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Next Thursday night! https://t.co/B9VXv9BJLC https://t.co/YSQSOWWQlj

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Cloudy but beautiful sunrise this morning.

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Right on our hotel patio. So amazing!

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Good morning Mexico. Love Black Cats that find me.

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More of our excursion today.

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Amazing Cenoté! #surreal #refreshing

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Such an Amazing excursion to Chichén Itzá! #athenastrip #mexico

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Our resort is abundant with lively creatures! #lovemexico #athenas #vacation

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Athena’s broke the Guinness Book of World Records! #makinghistory #goJenn #momrocks