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probably eating french fries

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

just here to say motherhood is the second best thing that’s ever happened to me, first being marriage of course

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

I genuinely do not mean to offend but girl, you absolutely must stop making themes for your bachelorette nights. Your friends are miserable buying a sequin dress, I’m sorry! Put them out of their misery ♥️

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

the cool thing about starting a family with your best friend and love of your life is that not much has to be scary! no tropes, some trenches, all bliss

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

Dunno who wrote this, but it’s spot on.

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

not to be like this but there is seriously nothing better than going to bed knowing I get to wake up next to the love of my life, pregnant with our (healthy!!!!) baby, and go to a job I love with my best friends. life is so sweet when you trust your intuition ♥️

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

waking up on the brink of 34 weeks pregnant in my big cozy bed with the love of my life and our dog. can’t believe this is MY life!!!!!!!

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

I am so grateful that drawstring denim is in style as I am increeeeedibly pregnant

[leekern @leekern13]

🇺🇸 This is how insane it is:

🇺🇸 There are American hostages in Gaza

🇺🇸 The Democrats aren’t launching a campaign to free them

🇺🇸 They are fighting to keep a non-American in America - who advocates for those Americans to be held enslaved in Gaza

[Tamar Schwarzbard 🇮🇱 @TSchwarzbard]

What about Israeli women?
What about Israeli women?
What about Israeli women?
What about Israeli women?

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

seriously, where are chic pregnant girls buying baby shower dresses?

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

@JHayden16 ♥️you come over here

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

went to the gym today with a tummy ache, in a snowstorm, WHILE PREGNANT so I’m not saying I deserve a Purple Heart but……..

[Erielle Azerrad @politicalelle]

Not one Gazan civilian said, “Maybe we should free the two babies.” Not one. I think about that often.

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

sometimes I’ll be clothes shopping (online of course) and forget I’m pregnant and be like well, boop guess I’ll try that trend when it recycles in 5-7 years

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

I don't feel old, but then I hear a song like fat juicy and wet and realize, there is an entire generation of young people consuming something I don't understand

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

I might be a happily married woman in her 30s but I’m sorry Gracie Abrams slaps

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Has anyone heard AOC condemn Hezbollah?

Me neither.

[Maya 🇮🇱 @Maya144796]

Cruel world..

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

having a Gen Z best friend as a millennial is me sending this emoji ironically 🫶 and her sending it genuinely

[ALANA @alanajoy94]

Jon doesn’t understand what it’s like to wake up craving a chicken Caesar salad wrap so badly at 9:25 AM you could cry