strawberry

for employment purposes this is satire

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don’t talk to ME about sentient avocados

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

woah mama the voices

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dog with a glock

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virginia slim jim

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ric flair & morty

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"I like that McDonald's character, the cheeseburger criminal"
"do you... do you mean the hamburglar?"

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is addison rae's music satirical?

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error to the throne

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gin & tectonic

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i forgot about singapore

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nothing can both quench and provoke my thirst like a smoothie

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memory loss foam

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boooooo zealand

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confetti wap

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borderline collie

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jingle bell rat

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"technically @jeffgerstmann is a person"

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does buc-ees violate the economic theory of supply and demand

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pavlov and jelly

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do not go gently into that good night rizzo