alana

photographer ❈ doula ❈ mama

[alana @alanapenrod]

a pocket full of posies ❋

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

An ex husband

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Sometimes “keeping the peace” actually means: enabling abuse.

[alana @alanapenrod]

grateful to be on whatever wavelength brought me to @zachlanebryan cause god damn does every lyric that boy writes land hard

[V I C T O R ⚡️ @victor_97_lopez]

Just my goddaughter making me the happiest godparent ♥️!

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

So crazy that the patriarchy has convinced us that men carry the family line when mitochondrial dna can only be traced maternally lmfao

[Porkchop Express @Porkchop_EXP]

I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle.

Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality.

You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.

[Potentially Trevor Walker @ConditorCancri]

oh look it’s the owner of the Atlantic with a child sex slaver

[THEEWNTR 🇬🇭 @freddywinter]

They defo start programming us from primary school... awards for 100% attendance, shamed for being sick lol its hella twisted

[🐈‍⬛ @KamilaShakur]

It’s wild the things we don’t even realize we don’t have because of racism. I never even thought about the fact I never saw a Black fetus illustrated & now that I’m seeing it, my mind is really blown that I never saw one before today.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

my problem is that I want to be a painter a surgeon a stripper a herbalist a sculptor a documentary maker a herpetologist a fashion designer an author an animal sanctuary owner a nail tech a tattoo artist a conservationist and a stay at home mum but also an unemployed nomad

[eddy @cyb3rkid777]

Wybie to coraline after she called him why were you born

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

natural deodorant isn’t going to work if y’all insides aren’t okay lol

[bug girl @buggirl]

don’t want us to get abortions, don’t want us to have access to birth control, don’t want us to have sex for pleasure, don’t want us to get our tubes tied, don’t want us to utilize financial support from the govt for a child we can’t afford, but they sure do always wanna fuck👍🏻

[alana @alanapenrod]

I got two words for y’all: Pit Liquor

https://t.co/kIN3wBiqIj

Never have I used a natural deodorant that actually works before trying this. Specifically the Unscented Vodka. Say goodbye to floral chives and hello to *no scent whatsoever*

[ENNY🤎 @FinesseEness]

This natural deodorant got me smelling like lavender and onions. At this point just give me the aluminum.

[Abhi @abhimishh]

one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months.