ALANA REINA

💜 musician | creative mind | dog mom | ☁️

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David Axelrod and Jade Butterfield are one of the most iconic movie couples of all time, plz don’t @ me thx

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Ava Max is the queen of dance pop. It’s decided! @AvaMax

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One of the most fascinating things in medicine that I’ve heard is how hearing loss puts you at a significantly higher risk of developing dementia.

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The hoard of virtue signaling moms on social media is real. That is why I will be rarely posting anything of my child. 😅

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@curiosityonx “We definitely f*cked up.”

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@jamesbishop2347 @GarcelleB The call is coming from inside the house

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Working out 8 months pregnant at the gym truly feels like being a fish in a fishbowl.

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Miss Peaches is so precious I can’t 🥲🥲

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Boomers will tell you the modern baby names are so weird… yet their name is Bertha.

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How is it fair that the cost of insurance for a family is not dependent on how many kids you have? How does that make any sense that someone with one child should pay the same as someone with 5 children?

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Honestly most of you guys on here need to be for real with yourselves.

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The whole Kyte baby drama is so sad. A company that profits off of motherhood denying their employee leave for her taking care of her newly birthed child… the irony.

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I wish we could all just stop being so influenced to follow trends and dress/be how we want.

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The UK XL bully ban is actually one of the most ridiculous things ever. Like… why aren’t we having vets and animal behavioralists making the animal related laws? BSL doesn’t work. I really cannot…

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Matt Rife is objectively not funny.

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I love when men mansplain things to me as if they don’t realize I’m actually… intelligent?

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Me when someone says: “Didn’t you go to the Nutcracker last year??”

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Parents posting their child’s every acceptance letter to college is too much for me.

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Sutton getting paid $300k per month after taxes from her ex not including other assets is pretty iconic. #RHOBH

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The fact that if I really posted what I thought I’d make a lot of people mad… 😂

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The fact Dolly Parton is out here in a full beat and five inch heels as an older woman really gives me life. I want to be her when I grow up.