plastic fantastic lover

Willie the Weeper, the chimney sweeper.

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Currently suffering in silence bc Nixas city wide yard sale is happening and I don't think I'm going to be able to make any of the days.
I just know I'm missing out on so many rich people sales

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Update: my mom has all her Ed Hardy stuff. All praise Y2K baddies

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Anxiously waiting for my mom to wake up to ask if I can have her dead stock Ed Hardy stuff bc she was a DIVA and I just know she's still got everything

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Having expensive taste on a nonprofit budget is so obnoxious

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

I just learned some CRAZY FUCKING family lore and I am flabbergasted

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

My brain doesn't know the difference between automatic car washes and being held at gun point

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Republicans want to cut out $880B from medicaid but still call themselves prolife.

why SHOULD poor people have access to healthcare?

Just don't be poor?????

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Just did my taxes. Left in tears because I ended up owing $1K and then I got TRAPPED IN THE PARKING LOT BC OF CONSTRUCTION.

I am the embodiment of bad luck

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Arlo has been asking for a dollhouse for months and I just found the perfect one PLUS extras for such a great price and I'm so excited for his bday 🥹

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

@peachyyyqueen Thank you🥹

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

I gotta learn how to pose there's no reason I should be this awkward 😭

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Please I just want to be a model and wear ridiculous fashion

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

remembering that my anxiety was so high as a 5 year old that my mom and I had to go to counseling for months to learn how to cope, a reward system was set up for every time I didn't have a panic attack when dropped off and I had to have a locket with my mom's picture.

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Watching James and his friend group is so cute and also makes me sad bc like .. I got like a friend and a half left since I had Arlo

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Listening to Laurie Anderson, eating lunch by myself, staring out the window on a rainy day downtown has me feeling like a main character

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

My child, while opening a car infront of my very religious, very strict parents proudly exclaimed "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK"
and everyone just pretended it didn't happen.

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

🗣️if you need a dog with a predictable temperament there's nothing wrong with going to a reputable & ethical breeder 🗣️🗣️

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

If done properly, there's nothing wrong with going to a reputable breeder if you need a LITERAL ANIMAL that has a predictable temperament.

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

Mizz Garage tax

[plastic fantastic lover @alanastop]

I was trespassing abandoned properties looking for my cat. Sobbing for 3 days. In complete and utter distress.
Just for her to be in a hole, In my back yard the entire 3 1/2 days 😭

Doesn't matter. Don't care. Just glad she's home and safe. (Albeit real dirty)