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cosmetology

[alana mae @alanawarrenn]

my drinks always start tasting like “let’s facetime everyone”

[Chris 𝕏 @cwchris_]

This clip is what changed my mind and made me realize everyone on the left was wrong about Charlie Kirk. May he rest in peace. 💔

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP...

Your 7-year-old wakes up exhausted.
Not because he's sick.
Because it's 6AM.

You pour him cereal.
Not because it's healthy.
Because it's quick.

He stares at an iPad.
Not because it's good for him.
Because you need to get ready.

The school calls later:
"He can't focus"
"He can't sit still"
"He needs testing"

The doctor writes a prescription.
Not because your boy is broken.
Because the system is.

The truth?
His brain is FIGHTING:

- Chemical food dyes
- Sugar crashes
- Screen addiction
- Sleep deprivation
- Natural energy

But we medicate the child
Instead of fixing the cause.

Your grandfather's kids:

- Played outside
- Ate real food
- Slept well
- Moved freely

No pills needed.

Modern parenting isn't convenience.
It's warfare. Against your own child.

Give him a chance:

- Clean food

- Real sleep

- Free play

- Natural movement

DON'T give him pills.
The system wants patients.

NATURE MADE WARRIORS.

CHOOSE WISELY...

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Just now: Oprah says that if Trump wins, "it is entirely possible that we will never have the opportunity to cast a ballot again"

Friendly reminder that no one voted to make Kamala Harris the democrat party's nominee. Every accusation is a confession.

[Kaelan Dorr @Kaelan]

So to recap. Donald Trump is endorsed by…
- RFK Jr.
- Tulsi Gabbard
- Elon Musk
- Joe Rogan
- Tucker Carlson
- Hulk Hogan
- Dr. Phil
- Buzz Aldrin

And Kamala is endorsed by…
- The Diddy List

Choose wisely, America

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

Work your whole life, pay taxes, obey the law, lose your home in a hurricane.

Get $750.

Be a criminal in a foreign land, illegally cross our border, come here to terrorize and commit crimes against Americans.

$5000 debit card.
Free phone.
Mortgage assistance.
Food stamps.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The man who was k*lled at Trump's Pennsylvania rally has been identified as former fire chief for Buffalo Township, Corey Comperatore.

Rest in peace.

Comperatore's last act on this planet was shielding his daughter from the bullets.

"The PA Trump Rally claimed the life of my brother, Corey Comperatore. The hatred for one man took the life of the one man we loved the most."

"He was a hero that shielded his daughters. His wife and girls just lived through the unthinkable and unimaginable," his sister said on FB.

"My baby brother just turned 50 and had so much life left to experience. Hatred has no limits and love has no bounds. Pray for my sister-in-law, nieces, my mother, sister, me and his nieces and nephews as this feels like a terrible nightmare but we know it is our painful reality."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The head of the Secret Service and the leader of this security detail should resign

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

is everyone losing it rn or just me and austin mcbroom?

[alana mae @alanawarrenn]

@Smhalss pls send them to me

[ava blake @avablake_42]

country roads, staying home🥰 i cant wait to get started and represent my great state. LETS GO HERD🤘🏼💚🖤

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

imagine u not liking me n i just b at home teaching myself how to cartwheel

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

biker shorts and a baggy tshirt is my uniform

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

My budget for August is $5 respectfully

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.

[alana mae @alanawarrenn]

@AnnaBlake99 24/7

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

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