Alan Bao

Writer and illustrator, and part-time dancing monkey.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@ThaiSmileAirway changed my flight time without informing me. I can't make the new time, and am trying to reach someone. No one answers the phone line or the livechat service. I'm desperate to figure this out so I'm hoping someone sees this message here.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@SOCANmusic Hey, just wondering if SOCAN collects royalties for both the writer and publisher side for a self-pub indie songwriter? Also, if I opt in to let SOCAN collect reproduction royalties on Youtube, will it conflict w my distributor's Youtube ContentID royalty #SOCANhelps

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@twayairbkk ฉันเพิ่งได้รับอีเมลเมื่อวันที่ 11 ก.พ. แจ้งว่าเที่ยวบินทั้งหมดระหว่าง CNX และ ICN ถูกยกเลิกตั้งแต่วันที่ 12 กุมภาพันธ์ - ฉันจองเที่ยวบินแท็กซี่และโรงแรมล่วงหน้าแล้ว T'way กำลังจะตีลูกค้าอย่างจริงจังในประเทศไทยหรือเปล่า?

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@twayair_tw 2 월 11 일에 CNX와 ICN 사이의 모든 항공편이 2 월 12 일부터 취소된다는 이메일을 받았습니다. 이미 항공편, 택시 및 호텔을 이미 예약했습니다. T'way는 태국에서 짧은 통지로 고객을 진탕시킬 것인가?

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

My short story, "Runner," is now available from Games Workshop's Black Library @VoxCaster. Looking forward to pitching some new content to @MisterGarton once life settles down a bit! https://t.co/ZkOzb5Rh0Q

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

#loykrathongfestival 2019

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@QueerhanKhan @angerspreadthin To be fair: I went to a liberal Muslim forum in TO and an Islamist stood up and asked, "how do we curb homosexual and infidel values from corrupting Islam."

If your event is open to the public, it's open to idiots and bigots too. You shouldn't use that to tar the event itself.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

Doodle doodle.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

View from the high-speed train to Henan.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

It was a long trip, had to keep myself occupied. #Inktober with a pencil is fine.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@FictionSeoul @alanbao Herp derp, you tagged the wrong Alan Bao :P

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

Haven't updated this space in a few years, but getting back to it! Had a few stories published in the meantime, including in Clarkesworld(!): https://t.co/TMTlmLaROp

There's a few more in the pipeline from Black Library @VoxCaster and @ReckoningMag. Keep an eye out!

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@EQBank The system has been down for two days. I'm beginning to regret trusting my savings to EQ.

[Wistitee_EN @Wistitee_EN]

🐙 Evolution is in progress!
⏩ https://t.co/IUlklSdTto

"Lovecraftian Darwinism" by Alan Bao
Available until Thursday September 28, 11pm

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

Gee. I wonder how the #Equifax breach could have possibly happened. Such a mystery.

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

The left is wrong on Islam.
The right is wrong on Muslims.
Why choose b/w challenging Islamic doctrine & defending Muslims' rights?
Do both:

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

We are so used to POTUS lying about everything that when a new lie emerges, we immediately jump to "but is it a crime?" What a sad standard.

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@Telecombarbie @aliamjadrizvi On the internet, everyone has genius-level IQ, served in the Marine corps, and is proficient in 76 styles of martial arts.

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

Dear PM @JustinTrudeau,

If #M103 condemned "anti-Muslim bigotry" (instead of "Islamophobia"), I'd back it 100%.

Why semantics matter here:

[Alan Bao @alanbaoart]

@Rtlhart @MaryamNamazie "God is gay" is a common banner at Pride - but swap in another religion's sacred cow, and suddenly white guilt overwhelms reason.