Alan Berg, CSP

Certified Speaking Professional® and The Leading International Speaker on the business of weddings & events. One of only 38 Global Speaking Fellows in the world

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Hey @Adobe , your customer service phone prompts just hung up on me, 3 times. I chose the option to speak to someone about my account and it said "Thank you for calling Adobe. Goodbye." - I tried using different prompts, including that I would like to cancel - same message.

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

I just checked and Smart Features was on by default in my GMail account. I followed these steps and turned them off.

See this Instagram post by @hustlewithchip https://t.co/xapA1U0QxR

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Hey @duolingo , I’ve reported this already, but every time I do a video call with Lily and it asks me how much I understood, the app freezes. I’m on an iPad Air.

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Looks like it takes a stable genius to destabilize the markets and the world economy

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

It doesn't take an economist to know that tariffs increase the cost of materials, which raises prices of goods, which raises inflation. The only thing going down is the stock market. Maybe try surrounding yourself with smart people, huh DJT?

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Well done, @united , reducing the benefits of some of your best customers, yet again. Million miler companion benefits are being reduced. You already moved the goalposts again for premier status, now you're penalizing our companions. Is that how you reward loyalty?

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Great explanation of what a constitutional crisis is, and why we are in one right now

https://t.co/LN6ls9g8l7

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

Just a daily reminder, he was elected President, not King. Treat him like a President and hold him accountable. Stop enabling his autocratic nonsense.

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

@TerryBrock Steve Forbes tried this for years. Didn’t catch on.

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

@nicholasethan97 @hankgreen It’s correct in Dutch!

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

@AriMelber Whistle Pig 12yr Rye

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I like how in the World Series, neither the Yankees nor the Dodgers declared that if they lose, it's rigged.

Because only losers do that dumb shit.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

Why is this not in the million view range yet?

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

@latimes Just cancelled my subscription to the LA Times due to your owner’s preventing the editorial board from making an endorsement in the 2024 Presidential race. I subscribed, after cancelling my decades long subscription to the @nytimes when their positions changed.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(📢) The meme to end all memes: the Top 100 reasons not to support Donald Trump... in one image.

I’m a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer, and this is the culmination of what I learned over a decade.

What do you think—any chance we could get this to 50K RETWEETS by Election Day?

[Alan Berg, CSP @alanberg]

@SixtUK Hey Sixt, why don’t you reply to DMs? Would you prefer to have the customer service in public?

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat, like bogus claims about ballot fraud.

My name is Shawn Harris, and I'm running against MTG. Can you help me spread the word by retweeting this post?

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Repost and help me beat Tiny's attempt to silence me (again) because of shadow banning! Selling out these shows appears to really have scared some people