Alan Bohn

Account used only for following news sources, thanks.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Mabels_Musings No, I had read some of your tweets and they were kinda funny, then somebody posted that...you're right, I don't spend a lot of time on twitter and I don't know too good how it works.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Mabels_Musings Mabel, are you all right?

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Mabels_Musings What happened, Mabel???

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Go_Home_Fakeys @therealWingXen @LeonardCohen2 @twentyverse @LilMissK8175 @Poohfrockery @Abdulaziz_Ada @Trying_2_Tweet @Mabels_Musings

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@LeonardCohen2 @therealWingXen @twentyverse @LilMissK8175 @Poohfrockery @Abdulaziz_Ada @Trying_2_Tweet @Mabels_Musings

Uh oh...what happened?

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@NPR The AA employee is visibly unstable, violent, and aggressive. He needs an ass-kicking and a job cleaning aircraft restrooms, away from pax.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Loca2733Mc @realDonaldTrump BTW, I miss President Obama in a way words cannot express.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@MarciaBunney @Loca2733Mc @realDonaldTrump Nukes in the hands of goofballs have a way of doing that.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@vjeannek @GayPatriot @billburton Sei veramente un coglione.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@billburton Join the club, pard.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@Loca2733Mc @realDonaldTrump He ain't even close to W. He's closer to Groucho Marx without humor and with nukes.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@realDonaldTrump I have lived in #Italy for 35 years. You do not represent Italy, although most Italians agree with your decision.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@CNN We DEFINITELY need to get involved in another unwinnable, free-for-all brawl. Is this before or after we attack North Korea?

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@barrymanilow Well, sir, you are a fine musician. Period. Although I am more for stuff like LedZeppelin, I wish you a happy private life.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@OhNoSheTwitnt 1. Fortunately not.
2. Unfortunately not.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@seanspicer Is it all an act, or are you truly a complete, bumbling, semi-literate idiot?

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@NPR Slow day in the news room, I suspect.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@cnnbrk @realDonaldTrump They comin' fo ya, homie.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@TerrorismPolice @GCHQ Good job, gentlemen. Don't know how you find the time, what with spying on our unusual President.

[Alan Bohn @alanbohn61]

@GCHQ Kindly accept my apologies on behalf of an enraged American people for our government's outlandish lies about you.