Alan Brown

If you use "literally" wrong, then we can't be friends.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@LauraLoomer @CrowdStrike A little googling shows he was there from 2010 to 2012.

Obama was president 2008 - 2016.

How does that make him Obama's man?

🤨

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

"Cognitive Decline" shouldn't be an issue for Biden, as long as the voters don't have it too.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@lucatimusic Pretty good! It's still just another tool though. I'm sure classical musicians thought the same thing about synthesizers "so what you don't need me to record those strings for you? oh—okay"

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@TwoPaddocks Thank you for this timeless work. We watch it at least twice a week 🙏

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@elonmusk just reaching out to see if I can get a checkmark of any color. Even if it’s like a shade of doodoo.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@illhousecomedy "I'd like that To-Go please."

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@JohnCleese Gay Wedding

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@bennyjohnson I think you read that wrong.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@elonmusk Algo should be 80/20 to piss less people off.

80% accounts I follow, 20% suggestions.
The distribution of content should follow suit with regards to "latest tweets" versus "hot tweets"

I don't mind seeing a popular Tweet, but it's usually useless if it's 4 days old.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@MsRebeccaBlack But once every 7 days, your song is straight factual:

It's Friday, Friday.
Gotta get down on Friday.
Everybody's lookin diseases to the weekend

That resonates.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

Bro, everyone's getting dragged with these COVID names! 😂

Corona the Beer (R.I.P.)
Alpha Males
Beta Fish
Delta Airlines
Catherine "Zeta" Jones
Xi Jinping (They skipped it)

Next, I won't be able to eat Pi or take my Omega supplements.

#BadNamesForCovidVariants

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@elonmusk Humble Ops Manager here. Is it enough to simply Tweet my interest?

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@WilliamShatner No photos no proof. Happy 🦃 Thanksgiving 🤣

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@elonmusk I feel that.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@SageGuyVG @elonmusk You fucking genius.

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@benshapiro My man. I didn't like Biden for pres either, but Trump played dirty in 2016 so this is just tit for tat. Both sides always crying.

[The Fool Scoop @FoolScoop]

Hunker down for our latest episode. https://t.co/8soufREvsQ

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@arithisandthat @FoolScoop We’re on all the major platforms 😉🤓

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@arithisandthat Did I hear about a link dropping fest?
I’m a little partial to @FoolScoop

https://t.co/MkjSgPwx0q

[Alan Brown @alanbrownonthis]

@elonmusk There is a lot of spam though