Alan Burke

[Seán 📸 @seans_shots]

Airport routine:
Get through security in 5 mins

Wait half hour in burger king queue

Eat most disappointing meal of my life

Awful pint of Guinness

Order second pint at other bar in hopes it will be better

Plane suddenly boarding

Chug pint

Need to piss for all of flight

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

I swear this is the funniest clip in wrestling 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place after first part of medical completed.

More tests to follow then he’s ready to sign five year deal valid until June 2029.

Lille and Man United have all documents set for deal worth €50m plus several add-ons.

[IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️ @IrishPropaganda]

James McClean on his Instagram

“All set… now we hope and pray”

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[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

The Wire.
-End the War on Drugs. Drugs won.
-The institutions are structured to protect themselves, not you.
-Those who push back against the systems will suffer.
-Don’t trust the stats. Stats are manipulated to push personal agendas.

“This game is rigged, man.” -Bodie

[TheElitePundit @TheElitePundit]

You want deadwood players out. This is how it will look. Utd are basically cancelling his contract without having to pay him off. If he somehow does well. Utd get a fee.

[Connacht/CityTribune @CTribune]

Galway is ranked the 37th worst city for traffic in the world https://t.co/il4sVK74ve

[cold pics of Manchester United @utdsnaps]

Old Trafford.

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

A statue of FIFA President Gianni Infantino was spotted in Frankfurt. 👀

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Stonehenge is protected by the ancient monuments act and it is a criminal offence to damage the Stones. There are also multiple rare lichen species growing on the stones that are also protected. Expect a prison sentence. 😡

[Alan Burke @alanburke123]

@MossieWalsh @Ogie_Halfhand Can only play teams that came 3rd

[Alan Burke @alanburke123]

@MossieWalsh @Ogie_Halfhand Draw 2m I think

[Alan Burke @alanburke123]

@MossieWalsh @TheSundayGame Well 1 person anyway 🙄

[Alan Burke @alanburke123]

@MossieWalsh @TheSundayGame You would swear they win it every year the way they go on

[SunderlandWiz @SAFCratings]

#safc 🤣🤣🤣

[Alan Burke @alanburke123]

@MossieWalsh I feel if they are relegated pep would stay with them just to get them promoted again and then win the PL the next season after

[Chris Makuzulu @chrismakuzulu]

Old clips of Revista de La Liga show how far football content on mainstream platforms has fallen. Sid Lowe & Guillem Balague talking about the beautiful game far outweighs Rory Jennings and Thogden. Bring it back, maybe Sky won’t see a decrease in subscriptions year on year!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Exclusive - Martial quit Man United after receiving Ratcliffe 'back to work' email https://t.co/VAuYYjY1Ai