Alan Carl

Here kitty, kitty

[BocaBradley @boca_bradley]

@bennyjohnson Listen to this opinion from Captain Steve.
https://t.co/gUgWsKokhx

[Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌 @Chris_arnade]

One of US's greatest strengths is that it isn't racist, and is open minded and empathetic -- compared to the rest of the world* -- and we give the benefit of the doubt when someone says, "I'm coming here because I am seeking asylum fleeing X because of Y abuse."

That benefit of the doubt ended up being taken advantage of when, not surprisingly, a lot of people around the world started to expand the definition of abuse, with the support and help of a highly profitable non-profit industry.

The result is Americans are now feeling hoodwinked, and there is a blow-back happening.

* You have no idea how racist a lot of the world is. Try going to Uganda and sorting through all the tribal issues.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@Camburnclimate @tylerhnorris Today class, we are going to learn about false similes

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@datingbyblaine I guess he thinks they're married.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @InternetH0F Litterer! See all that stuff come out of the cargo bed??

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@ChrisMartzWX In 2024, Johnson was primaried by very right wing Joshua Morott. Johnson won 85.8% to 14.2 for Joshua Morott. Mike Johnson brings home the mega bacon, and people vote for it.-Should I say MAGA bacon? Mike Johnson loves the pork, and gets the votes.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@AnneCroucher @Rainmaker1973 My issue is it looks like the Bolshoi dancers are thinner, perhaps too thin. But in dancing it does make them seem daintier

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@Tjeerd001 That yellow taxi makes me think 1975.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@ViralNewsNYC Why can’t they take subway/bus like all other workers do?

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@RonFilipkowski RuPaul

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@kimmonismus The women are all too thin to be real.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@weskrantz I see a definite smile

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Inspired by the guy who had never heard of the Odyssey, here’s a thread of books you should at least KNOW about, if you want to be culturally literate.

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@AlecSilvaWX @The_Warlock_86 They need to act fast to scoop up Vrabel lest he go to another team

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@VASH_42 @Rainmaker1973 I see what you did there!!🤣🤣

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@realJeremyCarl Yea because George Romney was such a noted Democrat

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@MetroStrange Ohh. The neck…. YES…..

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@RachelBitecofer Running the US is not enough, Elon wants to RUN THE WORLD!!

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@zerohedge The woman in the picture is hot but I guess I can’t see her naked as that’s for “premium members only”. RATS

[Alan Carl @alancarl2]

@TheFlatEartherr Dude, he did have plastic surgery. Look at Jennifer Grey before and after her nose job, she doesn’t look like the same person either.