AlCav

I like to be awkward. I don't like to conform.

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@JokesWithMark Henry’s happy with his view

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@TelePolitics I’d have thought the telegraph was a bit high brown for a jokes page

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@Bournemouthecho Difficult weeks ahead when we sack perfectly good staff for no reason

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@Pandamoanimum #Schadenfreude ❤️

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@Bournemouthecho They can fuck right off

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@ladyd7 @theJeremyVine @ChefTomKerridge You mean like every business? Staff still need paying, rents, utilities etc. The scared should just stay home and the rest of us can support the economy

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Thank you Sturgill Simpson for spending 1,428 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qW3bs1FhFW

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@VodafoneUK would rather see long standing customers get into financial difficulties than help them out. Shame

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@angiiee098 @baddanadanabad It’s ok, you get to choose what happens to her when she gets old

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@Rc0mP @theJeremyVine With you on all the above. Not anti vax in anyway, just not for me at this time. Also highly anti vaccine passport!

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@Bournemouthecho It’s not just the cheerleading event though. That’s just the headline to@get the coviet union foaming at the mouth

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@pecos_rooftops Fuckin’ hell lads, I had a dream you were playing a gig in my garden and then you didn’t show up! What a let down. 🤣

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@kathasty I did cool shit once

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@PieroTi1971 @bardicblogger @TerryReintke We are pretty crap people as a sweeping generalisation. When I’m on holiday I actively avoid other Brits 😂

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@The1975Selfie @Bournemouthecho Was nothing to do with protests you bellend.

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@LindaInChicago @joshmorningstar It’ll never change. Same here in UK. If you think about it, you need a certain mindset to want to control other people, so it will always attract that kind of person. Not all are like it of course

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@CaityMcTweets @formebyme3 And there’s a LOT of country acts that love a good blunt 🤣

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@Bournemouthecho That will void that shops insurance... I hope no one sets them on fire

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

"He’s as country as a homemade sock."

https://t.co/IaK1UT9Rzc

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@JasonIsbell Congratulations. Just ticked over 1 year myself