Alan Cheffer

Always cooking up a good parody on NFL News

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@BarryOnHere We could change the result of the revolutionary war and all be British. Wow, you’re a bitch.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@GregABedard @ZoandBertrand @985TheSportsHub Sounds like Zo stirred the pot and walked away. He went silent like he does when people talk negative about the Krafts. Didn’t share everything. Damn Tom Tupa backup, be better. Btw: what’s under Krafts desk Zo? You’re under there a lot.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@TageForHart You all hate winners.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@BillsMafia @BuffaloSabres @WGR550 @SalSports Make your Super Bowl reservations.

https://t.co/WK6meZYgTD

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@UberHansen @gmfb https://t.co/WK6meZYgTD

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@BuffaloSabres and @CanadiensMTL solution for @Canes They’ll still lose.

https://t.co/BTn8uUkH9g

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@velvetmilkman0 @BuffaloRyann Oh wow.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@SalSports Joel sucks but he’s seen his city win more than a lacrosse title. Not even outdoors but indoor. Do you have a bocce team in Buffalose? Seahawks parade was great btw. You should try it.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@adamzyglis @SalSports Hey. Enjoy being the hottest girl at fat camp

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

No person on the planet was conceived after @BuffaloSabres @BuffaloFAMbase @BuffaloBills championship parade.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

Does anyone know the route of the @BuffaloSabres parade. It’s like climbing into a coffin and losing your virginity to a corpse. Pipe down. Both teams suck.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@SalSports He wrote it on the Josh Allen Super Bowl TD ball.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@SalSports Hate you both. Congrats.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Let’s Go Buffalo!

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

As a Kraken fan I can say neutrally. If that stick/reverse elbow happened to the @BuffaloSabres we’d be doing food drops. Who we drafting lol.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@ShayTweetedThat Raiders in Cali.

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@BuffaloRyann Is your nba team in the playoffs?

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@Matt_Bove Not everyone celebrates the first round like Buffalo. They were 13 seconds from losing.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

@NateGearySports Bruins went full Josh Allen in the 3rd. Wow. Now I get to harass them too.

[Alan Cheffer @alancheffernfl]

Are the Bruins the team from Buffalo? Josh Allen in net in the 3rd.