Alan Clark

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@AndrozaniChap Mine just arrived. I only want the yeti part. So will be selling the rest for sure. Not at extortionate ebay prices either!

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@AndrozaniChap Thank you for posting. I've just ordered one!

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@AndrozaniChap @CharacterToysUK Could someone please confirm if the yeti and the mutant figures exist? I've never seen them on like for sale?

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@EdFTMxxx I wish! You are so hot!

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@DavidSeery8 Thanks for that great cliff hanger!

[𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚 (oh, You are Awful) @HeyHeyDerekFaye]

Just a reminder of why we’re all here.

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@HeyHeyDerekFaye Soooo funny

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@LeggoMyGregggo Very nice

[Lewis @lewispringle]

The girls at Ivy Tilsley's hen do dancing to Padam Padam #corrie #kylie

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@soullessparty @networktweets Gone I'm afraid. Closed down...

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@shaneoid77 Love them all but never got red dwarf. Can you replace that with survivors please? That would be a perfect line up!

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@shaneoid77 Looking good sir!

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Sir Les Patterson tells a delightfully rude joke on Parkinson. If this doesn't make you titter, check your pulse 👍

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@HeyHeyDerekFaye That's brilliant

[𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚 (oh, You are Awful) @HeyHeyDerekFaye]

Let’s have a Carry On Moment.
A Swearing special.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Bit pushed for time this morning so here's a classic. Kenneth Williams tells Joan Rivers a gag about the Queen letting off. Or was it a horse?

Good morning.

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@malprin @RadioTimes @BoomRadioUK Such a lovely article Malcolm. You were indeed very lucky.

[Alan Clark @alanclark70]

@malprin Just heart breaking.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (1st February 1985). "My mother gave birth to twins in an unheated washhouse and then got straight up and continued the mangling, so think on".