⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️

Purveyor of fine sarcasm and fortune cookie wisdom. 🍷 🍪 Definitely not everyone’s particular brand of vodka..... 🍸

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

You might not be aware @JoeyBats19, but you are going to hit the game winning home run today. #BlueJays

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

What’s going on peeps. 😳.

☮️

Slow news day? 😬

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@CheriDiNovo @TorontoStar ☮️ ✌️☮️
Ty ☮️ Ty

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

Dick Van Dyke Dances Up A Storm With Wife Arlene Silver - ET Canada. #ABD. “Always be dancing!!! Or active. When it’s time. It’s time. But might as well do it “Your ways https://t.co/wFIjexnBQb

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@p1anetmatt @Daily_Express This

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@vinaymenon 🙄 so does getting fired for having an “active” life/like hold true?

Just wondering? ☮️ ✌️ ☮️

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@mattgallowaycbc @vinaymenon It shouldn’t though. There are still “outs”

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@CBCOlympics Damn sorry to hear. Was under the impression she had more games to go. Impossible to keep track as one minute Canada is playing for GB but against US EH in hockey but for Dnark and Cze in alpine skiing. Love the olympics but hard to figure out as format skews VERY RIGHT

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

Hey! More progress!!!! #wicked!
#Finally

Withdrawal width @UN SUPPORT. ☮️ ✌️ ☮️

SO GOOD 🌟 SO GOOD!

#SweetCaroline Bump bum bump

☮️ ✌️ ☮️

https://t.co/ecmxzCGIne

[Alan Clough @BringerOfLightX]

CANADA WINS GOLD. TIME TO PAR-tay. Mother ruckers.
🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦

#QueensOfTheNorth
#Olympics2022 #OlympicGames #OlympiacosBC #olympischespelen #CaptainClutch 🐓 💨 🥇 🥚

Woot woot

☮️ 🍁 ☮️

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@JulesBurnell @PalmerReport Seriously. Can someone plz send the poor guy a lifeline.

This doesn’t even seem “sporting”🤷‍♀️ any long.

U.N.C.L.E.
🤷‍♂️ 🤷 🙄

☮️💜☮️

🦆 💨 💩
Ohhhh noes
Tip toe in through the tulips. 🌷 💐 🌷
spring soon ☔️
OH DEERE! 🦌 💨
FRA FRA FRA
💩 💩 💩
☮️☔️☮️

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@MailOnline How lovely. 😡

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

The making of a high-society con artist - Intelligencer

Lol lol 😂. Name Ryker’s after Turnip Frump.
#sorry

Dark 🦆 💨 💩. 💩 💩 💩 #sorry NOT SORRY

Need a shovel! Stat…… 🙏

Solves the “Presidential Library Naming Rights Issue! 😉

“X” 😚 💨 https://t.co/k6hhnOOJ6j

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@Telegraph It’s impressive.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

⚡️ HMS Queen Elizabeth: Inside Britain's £3bn war machine https://t.co/twN1JXhxV5

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@Forbes Wasn’t very “Canadian “ now, was it? 🍊 ✌🏻 🍊

[Forbes @Forbes]

Canadian-Style Trucker Protests Losing Steam Globally As Restrictions Fade https://t.co/xCv0phjqzf

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@chrissiecee @BJChippindale @nzpolice TY. ☮️

[Christina @chrissiecee]

@nzpolice You talk about patience. In the last week I have been pushed off the footpath and yelled at for wearing a mask, while going to work...as a doctor. I will be expected to treat some of these ppl when they get sick. And they will. My patience has gone. #ConvoyGoHome #convoynz2022

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

I’m done:

Done “begging for job”
DONE “with family”
Done: with Bullshit

#Meritocracy or bust.

#loveduringlockup #jobs #AlboForPM #abuse #60minutes

[⚾️ Alan Clough ⚾️ @AlanClough]

@D925__ Agreed. Make it next year plz. Sounding like the soundtrack to my like. Whomever wrote it must know me. Yikes.