Alan Gerow

I'm me

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@SirPatStew Happy Birthday! I never realized you share your birthday with my son … Xavier. Who was 100% named after Professor X from X-Men. Looking forward to Picard season 2!!!!

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@GoogleAdMob your support site isn't allowing to send messages for help, giving a "Cannot load" errors at every entry point. Ads were showing but now aren't in my apps, no Policy Violations listed in my account. Could really use to talk to someone.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@TPerrysburg @RayRedacted @HotlineJosh The airlines that were following mandates given by George W Bush and the government issued No-Fly List? Don't see how them following government orders is going to land them in any hot water in court.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@cbelnap @RayRedacted Not storming government buildings and killing police officers is one way to not be on the next blacklist.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@ChrisNoeMartin @RayRedacted It's called "gaslighting" and our President has been doing it to this country for over 4 years.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@louisebjacob @RayRedacted They learn from their mistakes by being held accountable for them. And the people who invaded the Capitol Building and the President that encouraged it are more responsible than anyone else. By a long shot. Like, a REALLY long shot.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

Zuul is the only Gatekeeper I acknowledge. So fandom and subculture gatekeepers can Gozer to Hell.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

The Trauma Train - when you pass on your trauma to someone else via unhealthy coping mechanisms and trauma response behavior. #UncoupleTheTraumaTrain

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

I love mountain drives, it's like driving through a motel painting.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

If it's not for a penis or vagina, then it's unisex.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

If petroleum comes from mostly decomposed plant matter, would that make cars vegans?

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

I don't mind people that are salty, but not water (me on oceans)

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

@TrumpWarRoom Dude, @ 0:29, he literally says "No, I didn't know that she was nasty." You debunked your own Fake News claim. THE WHITE HOUSE LIES!!!

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

This year has been like a roller coaster. From an episode of Scooby Doo.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

What doesn't kill me makes me stranger.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

Lifehack: instead of carrying around a whole bunch of keys, just carry around 1 lockpicking kit.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

I wanna start a beauty line that specializes in all shades of red. I'd call it:

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

I wish people had as much vitriol for fascism as they do for pumpkin spice flavor.

[Alan Gerow @alangerow]

If anyone ever creates or discovers a new type of fruit-bearing bush, I hope they name it "rodden", so I can go to the grocery store to buy a "rodden berry".