Alan Harrison (Parody Account)

Scientist, writer, and a bit of a messer. He/him.

PRE-order THE BLOOD OF GOD here!

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

With the trilogy concluding on 28th of June, there's no better time than now to pick up THE THRALLS OF FATE: IN THE SHADOW OF SIN BOOK ONE for just 99c!

That's the same price as a... well, not many things cost 99c these days. But this does!

https://t.co/CoQ2AIcsue

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@CosmonautMarcus Remind me, why was he angry at Bernie in 2019?

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@geka9400 So much of the far right grift relies on made up scenarios to get angry at. In the Louis Theroux doc, two guys talk about how easy it is for women to be invited to a Dubai yacht party without having to work hard.

Who's party is it? Why are invitations so specific?

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@BrianAtlas You're right. If this was different, it would definitely be different. Great observation.

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@RedTeamReview I mean, isn't the whole point of the show that being a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms means more than any kind of vows or words or status? Him not being properly knighted doesn't matter, because being "properly knighted" doesn't matter.

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

Here, the party fight Strahd von Zarovich, the villain of the 1983 D&D module Ravenloft.

However, this scene also mentions the Abbey of St Markovia and the city of Vallaki, which weren't added until the 2016 remake of Ravenloft

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

Duffer Brothers confirm the last scene ever filmed for Stranger Things was the finale’s D&D scene.

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

Of all the AI generated videos, this bothers me the most. The most appealing part about Fail Complications of the 2000s was knowing someone got hurt.

[DStudioproject @D_studioproject]

Sora 2 Fail Compilation

Prompt :
A series of raw, grainy CCTV clips stitched together like a fail compilation. Each feed has a timestamp flickering in the corner, wide fisheye distortion, and washed-out colors. In one scene, a man carrying a stack of boxes in a convenience store slips on a wet floor, scattering items across the aisle as startled customers react. Another clip shows a car misjudging a tight parking space, scraping a pillar in a dim garage under buzzing fluorescent lights. A third feed captures a person in an office stumbling over a chair, papers flying everywhere as coworkers laugh in the background. The footage has low frame rate, static interference, and compression artifacts, authentically mimicking real CCTV recordings. The audio is muffled and distorted, with echoes of startled shouts, clattering objects, and faint background hum. The palette is muted greys, pale greens, and cold fluorescents, emphasizing the raw, unpolished surveillance feel, shot in cinematic style.

you can adjust the scene part as you want. have fun🔥

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@ubuto23 @edzitron @moseshessstan What about this one?

https://t.co/3DeQZe4YPb

[Pietro Schirano @skirano]

Super Mario escapes from the game, Sora 2.

This could have easily been a high-end commercial just yesterday lol

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

regardless of what happens to the tarrifs, they're doomed from the start bc the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once:

— virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— against increasing the minimum wage
— buys foreign imports because they're cheap

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@nocontextmemes @LynchsLaw

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.

[Arbeitology @Arbeitologist]

It's a shame there aren't any consequences for people like this who spent the best part of 2 decades injecting climate denialism into popular media

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@LynchsLaw @souljagoyteller Thanks. I hate it.

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

It is impossible to overstate how much you should not do this

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

@ShitpostRock @LynchsLaw

[Tara Harrison @TaraHarrisonDub]

When we were little my Mam had a recording on VHS of Goodfellas but instead she labelled it "Goodfellows"

🤣

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

Or maybe it's, you know, the other thing.

[David Quinn @DavQuinn]

Using the courts to eliminate anti-Establishment candidates is becoming a habit in Europe.
https://t.co/2EOJdGHm2b

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

always think about this clip whenever there's a bunch of AI stuff on my feed

[kp @earthlykisssed]

co-founder of studio ghibli, hayao miyazaki’s reaction to AI generated art btw

[Alan Harrison (Parody Account) @AlanHarrison]

Real feminism is that time my poker friends referred to David Mitchell as "Victoria Coren's husband."

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i can’t stop thinking about this video. 15 years ago this routine would get you called gay (or “metrosexual”) but is now considered peak alpha male behavior. something weird has shifted