Alan the Fish

I love it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus...Fresh fish Buyer @ Browns Seafoods Ltd.

[Alan the Fish @alanhead67]

@oJARDINEo @ZackPolanski He’s a reckless turd.

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@AngelaRayner @mhclg This women is the dictionary definition of a hypocrite…

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@TRobinsonNewEra @Flagmanuk He should be more concerned by that vest he’s wearing.

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@andyburnham More tokenism from Labour. This is the sort of nonsense Starmer would have claimed as a big deal..

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@Conservatives Classic. Pay rise to the social media team.

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@JohnHealey_MP Do politicians not realise how ridiculous statements like this sound…Same bullshit different glasses.

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@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer Taxi for Lammy….

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@RachelReevesMP She’s like the Monty python Black Knight….

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@darrengrimes He we go again. Another pathological liar….

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@andyburnham Burnham is Starmer in disguise….

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@OzorNdiOzor Some absolute rubbish being said in the comments. It’s a heart warming story of a someone helping another woman in distress..

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@Keir_Starmer Taxi for Starmer….

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@BasilTheGreat If she had another brain cell it would keep the one she’s got company….

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@MikeTappTweets Makerfield….Mayoral election..
All cost nothing did they?

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@Keir_Starmer Taxi for Starmer..

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@hewantswealth Turd

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@ItsKingSlime What a massive bell end.

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@FranceintheUK @jnbarrot @francediplo_EN @RPFranceUE The French have facilitated an invasion of migrant men into the UK. Public opinion is definitely not on your side.

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@bphillipsonMP Kemi obviously has an intolerance to incompetence…

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@DavidLammy Perhaps that’s the reason why you lot are making such a Horlicks of government…