Alan Hansen

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

I guess young women won’t be able to go to yoga anymore without getting hit on. Sorry ladies

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

KKK.K?

[Lucas Sanders 👊���🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Here are four press secretaries!

Kellyanne, Kayleigh, Karoline, and Katie!

What’s the name of this band?

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

… and maybe relocate?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Food for thought (maybe not for listening)

[Conor Orr @ConorOrr]

I did the thing.

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Bangers, all

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@jayRecher El Camino then Better Call Saul

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Coco

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What animated movie would you defend as a perfect 10/10?

The kind where the animation, story, music and characters all come together so well that you wouldn’t change a thing.

What’s yours?

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Michael Ehrmantraut

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What character had a character arc so good that you completely understood who they were by the end?

Not necessarily a redemption arc. Just a character whose choices, failures and experiences genuinely changed them.

Who comes to mind?

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@WCCSG_ @JeramiahDickey Mike Virden

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@DanHanzus Zooser acknowledging his hasty take in a big spot

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

The Mission - Ennio Moriconne

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which film soundtracks do you believe not only enhance their movies but also stand as independent masterpieces?

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@ConorOrr Wait what’s it about then

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@TheCinesthetic Memento

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@TheCinesthetic Searching for Bobby Fischer

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

@AdamSchefter The film:

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[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

No Country for Old Men

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

WHAT BOOK IS SO GOOD THAT AFTER READING IT, YOU BUY EVERY OTHER BOOK PUBLISHED BY ITS AUTHOR.

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Two words. Dave Kingman. Look him up

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Kyle Schwarber having 42 homers and basically 200 strikeouts feels like the perfect stat line for this era of baseball.

Twenty years ago that combination would’ve looked insane.

Now you can be one of the most valuable power hitters in the league doing it.

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

*Alvarado

[Alan Hansen @AlanHelena]

Game 6 2022 WS, Yordan v Alvarez in the 6th inning

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

What is your single favorite at-bat in baseball history?