Alan

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They literally have nothing

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

You've never had polio, tetanus, diptheria or smallpox

Because of vaccines

[Alan @ALANin280]

@zerohedge "Cover-Up Or Frame-Up..." 🤣🤣 Only Pedophile Defense News could come up with a headline like that. 😂😂

[Alan @ALANin280]

A club in MLS is in talks with FK Sarajevo about purchasing Giorgi Guliashvili (Georgian) for ~3.2 million euros. I wonder if it's St. Louis City SC. 🤔Last time we purchased a player from FKS, we went for an average / below average player, and it did not work out well.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

[Nicholas Drummond @nicholadrummond]

Best Kursk meme so far…

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

“Babe, love ya, but I’m working right now”

[Alan @ALANin280]

@AB84 Thanks for playing though . . .

[Alan @ALANin280]

@AB84 Meanwhile . . .

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Confirmed…Idiocracy was a documentary

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Men, don't settle for less than this.

[Fellaraktar🇺🇦 @fellaraktar]

OMG guys.

Can’t believe Zelenskyy used funds from American Taxpayers to buy his wife this car.

Shocking development.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA: Democrats are the real Nazis!

Also MAGA:

[Alan @ALANin280]

😂

[Matt Baker @MattBakerSTL]

This is the full and complete play that somehow earned Anthony Markanich his 2nd yellow card tonight. #AllForCITY #STLvLAFC

[Alan @ALANin280]

@MHQA_ @Monntego @HansMokeNiemann @STLChessClub Just like a private org has the right to exclude others (subject to laws, eg, contracts), I, as a STL resident +club member, have the right to tell them to go fuck themselves. Wall Street Journal: STL Chess Club have known about sex allegations vs Ramirez for 8 yrs & did nothing.

[Alan @ALANin280]

@TarjeiJS Man, that's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard, breaking a lamp... My condolences to the loved ones of that lamp. I don't know if the death penalty is enough for this monster.

[Alan @ALANin280]

@STLChessClub

[Magnus Carlsen (Parody) @MagnusBurner]

After carefully reviewing the evidence, I agree with the Club’s decision to accept my bribery and ban Hans.