Alan Johnson

Cycling, Soul Music, Family, Chilli, Running, Coffee, Cooking...

[Alan Johnson @alanj16]

@nw_nicholas @Nigel_Farage Hate the bloke but there has been an issue at Companies House for the last week and whilst resolved, they have a big backlog to update. Filed for several clients a week ago and they all still show as outstanding..

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@royalmail get a message saying attempted to deliver a "no signature required" parcel but looked on the cameras and no one been near my door at the time quoted! #someonesskiving

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@nedboulting just had a despatch notice saying shipped today for the roadbook. Received one last week. They're not doing double shipments again are they?

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@Ryder56004614 An extra house was sold for top £ in Frinton
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@007iKb @agilepredict They have been amended.

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@GreenJennyJones Michelle Mone

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@Sapper575 @BestForBritain It's now a tradition, we've just come out of 14 years of PMs not answering PM questions. The precedent has been set.

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@PoliticalEng @robynjournalist Neither would you.

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@Cllr_Kellermann @ReformDaily_ When exactly did your mother drop you on your head?

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@agilepredict @newt7215 @MccuskerIan1 One creaks a lot and the other even more so. QC isn't great...

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@Strogg1959 @LouisHenwood They pleaded guilty. There is no appeal. But hey, don't let facts get in the way of spouting shite.

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@prodnose The Dukes "Mystery Girl" was wanted by Michael for that album as well. They said no as they wanted to release it themselves. They had a minor hit. Imagine what they could have earned...

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@FrazerGoodwin @100Climbs Also rode that one. I thought Noah was going to be waiting at the top of the Tourmalet with his boat for us. Horrendous..

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@SportsOrla my wife earlier "ooh what's Orla wearing today?" Nods in approval then "her wardrobe must be f*%king massive" 😀 #wardrobeenvy

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@GlennMcCJr @Nigel_Farage Just as well you're not then..

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@Soulsorts @TheLouisEmerick We live in a leafy quiet village which unfortunately falls into the constituency. Most round here wouldn't touch him with a bargepole, we'll they would but over the head, unfortunately all the attention is on Clacton/Jaywick where his target audience is. I don't think he'll win.

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@nickytgray2 @DeborahMeaden Like a master with ill behaviour?

[Alan Johnson @alanj16]

@nedboulting My copy has now been to Chicago (marathon got in the way), Wells Next The Sea (family stuff), and Sardinia last week, and not a page has been read. Really want to read it but life... at least it's well travelled.