Alan James is on Mastodon

Good with computers. Cycles far. Goes up high for the views.

aka @[email protected]

(he/him)

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@eon_next Lol

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

Do your smart meters have this capability too @eon_next ?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Rise in energy firms remotely switching homes to prepay meters https://t.co/Q0tf0WE3Bo

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

LOL so all you get is a tick and a claim that you'll get some features at a later date, but you have to buy an iOS device first.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@duckpyjamas Maybe he was before the maggots ate his brain. Then with nothing to eat, they started eating each other. Now only one giant maggot remains, and that's who's Elon now.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@duckpyjamas Elon used to be a smart guy, but sadly his brain has turned to mush and now he's done this:
https://t.co/jXSQr0D6nn

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@raidersgravel Hi this looks interesting. I see you have different categories of rider so is this a race? With prizes?

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@thebigmoon I'm loving Wide Eyes, Daydreaming, Trouble, and Magic. All very repeatable.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@MartinSLewis Long time follower, my pick is @NorthantsDAS

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@timothyjgraham @yoyoel Yoel quit yesterday and hasn't tweeted since. I hope he migrates over to the fediverse.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@timothyjgraham @yoyoel @elonmusk I don't get it either and they may not even notice our tweets and come to explain because we aren't infested by blue ticks.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@rachelmetz @elonmusk I'll see you on the fediverse.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@rachelmetz Is this is the free speech future that @elonmusk wants?

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

On one hand @elonmusk gives verification ticks to anyone who pays, on the other he tasks his staff with this:

“over the next few days, the absolute top priority is finding and suspending any verified bots/trolls/spam.”

[Bloomberg UK @BloombergUK]

New Twitter owner Elon Musk emails his workers for the first time to prepare them for “difficult times ahead” - including the end of remote work https://t.co/RTSLcHxGzO

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@Lawrious @eon_next Of course it's just software and any meter missing it could have it added in a firmware update, but it's a very deliberate act to put a pre payment switch on the management dashboard.

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

British police arresting independent journalists for covering #JustStopOil actions — disgusting, outrageous and extremely authoritarian.

#FreeThePress #CivilResistance #COP27 #COP27Egypt #A22Network

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Man this guy needs psychological help. From like, a prison psychologist.

[Alan James is on Mastodon @alanjames]

@jburnmurdoch @Sime0nStylites Ah yes, I saw some reviews of the android app and didn't bother with it. I'm using Tusky for that. You're right that the official app does need to be good for mass adoption.