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co2 donator

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give them a podcast

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music sounds so much better when im supposed to be working

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def mold in coffee machine at work

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next month me is gonna hate this month me

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I want a camera inside my tum I wanna test something

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tomorrow’s thanksgiving I’m blindly approving pull requests

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*takes a penny* she loves me
*takes a penny* she loves me not

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Ok but no one actually liked duck dynasty right

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might be silly today and answer questions on Quora idkk

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holding my breath until 02:18 PM EST October 4, 2023

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give them a podcast

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only shopping at stores with big tents out front

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free him

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we should really be utilizing the bank tube technology elsewhere

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nowadays i have no idea what to do if someone tells me to turn on the news ?

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skipping the walmart line with my disney fast pass

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as you can see your honor, a lawyer with a blue checkmark on TikTok said the plaintiff is guilty! and liable for all the damages that happen next

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i haven’t used a pencil in years

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quick summer tip: stay on your phone all day until it dies, then go outside while it charges!!!

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@urltorres idk 😢😢 tell meeeeee