Alan Yau

NYC born-and-raised. Randomness finds me. Stop Asian Hate. Black Lives Matter. Instagram: @alanjyau

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@baselinebreakdo @RJbarrettlife IQ had an expiring contract at the time. That nullified sending back a 1st rounder

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@RebeccaChasen We didn't want you to give up the plug lol!

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@RebeccaChasen FUCK YEAH! 🔥

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

Bro should get an automatic 100/A on whatever test he was supposed to take today smh

[Luis documents🧢 @luisdocuments]

NYPD already acting out and arrests a student for trying to go to school via the Knicks parade route.

But allow small children to pass by after arresting this one student for simply doing the same thing.

Video by “nerb570” on IG!

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

You heard everyone saying they were gonna get there earlier and earlier. And you don't alter your game plan?! And you wanna complain about it?!

That's a you problem. Plain and simple 🫳🎤

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

I'm happy for all the Knicks fans who are able to celebrate at the Knicks parade. And happy for the Knicks fans for witnessing a championship in their lifetime...

But I will shit-talk EVERYONE who complaining about not getting into the parade route...

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@HanaHoops Don't blame him because you didn't show up at 2:00am. That's a you problem

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@yanniiiiibfit Three players on the first float. Don't want to say who. Gonna shut up now. Enjoy the parade!

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@yanniiiiibfit NYPD horses on the move

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@yanniiiiibfit And enjoy the parade. You inside. Many of my friends didn't make it past the checkpoint. All love

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@yanniiiiibfit Imma say this respectfully:

Oh shush. You would've been blasting this in everyone's face if you were on the other side. Don't be a hypocrite. Work your connections better in life

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

Oof. You hate to see it 😭

At the same time - Knicks Ladies fans - would you have taken up on his offer? 😅

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Fumble of the century. Knicks parade edition.

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@MaggieGray Kinda later than I expected. Was expecting 4:30am 😅

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@StephieSmallls The World Cup Queens Fan Zone ain't a bad spot, depending on the matchup. Free access into Louis Armstrong Stadium with a big screen

I recommend any game with a Hispanic nation. The community shows up

https://t.co/Cd8hARDIsW

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@tilitstenk @nihilimei You wanna see the Knicks up close without a 7'0" footer blocking your view? No time for bichin. Strap it up and enjoy the parade 🤣

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@MissSassbox Man wanted to shop in a public supermarket and not be harassed by 10,000+ ppl. While still being paid "enough" 😅

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@tilitstenk @nihilimei Wear Depends, quit bichin, piss in in the Depends, and enjoy the parade

[Alan Yau @alanjyau]

@nihilimei Been telling everyone 6:00am

Yankees in 2009 my friends lined up at 6:45am and had a rail. But that's after a 9-year title drought

This is 53 years. Do what you want with this info 🤣