lobsterroll

yamama ya mama yamam

[lobsterroll @alanlax6]

love my little family

[KARNAGE Clan @KARNAGEclan]

• Hacker-free lobbies
• DLC maps
• Wager matches
• BO1 Gold grind
• BO2 Diamond grind
• Master Prestige grinds
• Zombies EE’s w/ the boys

This Summer is going to be incredible🥲🔥

[Tulsi Soni @shedntcare_]

Can you stay awake from 1 AM to 5 AM?

If yes, I have a simple remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

These companies pay daily in USD for night-shift roles that 99% of people will never see.

Here are 7 of them hiring this week:

[belivethebeav @Dhxdg14667]

@charlieINTEL Its crazy that in all these years making games yearly they peaked on BO2, and then refused to port it for all these years and now, after BO7, they acept defeat and just port BO2. They should just copy bo2, and make COD online and just update that like fortnite.

[lobsterroll @alanlax6]

@DiscussingFilm Im so hyped but they need to bring back OG MW2 AND MW3 the survival mode on mw3 was so fun

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BLACK OPS’ and ‘BLACK OPS 2’ will be released on PS5 in July.

Will include campaign, multiplayer and zombies.

[brainbuster @brxinbusterr]

WHAT LOL

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

coolest pokemon games that you can play the bad guy.

back in 2020, a creator named colonelsalt dropped a rom hack pokemon game called pokemon team rocket. built on firered software, instead of being the hero, you started as a low-level team rocket grunt with nothing but a rattata.

your entire job was to lie, cheat, and literally steal pokemon from trainers across kanto. but the game actually has a much deeper storyline than you’d expect. the whole story runs parallel to the original firered timeline while red is out becoming the strongest trainer. you get to see everything he didn’t, shady gym leaders, corrupt police officers, scientists doing messed up experiments, and a much darker side of kanto.

the game gives you a full rank system inside team rocket. you start at the very bottom, only allowed to steal from kids and old people. every successful mission pushes you higher up the ladder until you reach executive status and begin stealing rare and powerful pokemon from the same gym leaders that red fights.

the entire kanto region is hiding a massive conspiracy involving giovanni, lance, and even professor oak himself. as you complete missions you slowly uncover dark secrets about the great pokemon war, the true origins and creation of mewtwo, professor oak’s hidden lab, and why red was really “chosen” in the first place.

one of the best and most ambitious pokemon rom hacks ever made.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The average person in Japan eats more salt than the average American. Around 10 grams a day. Americans get about 8.5. So if your face looked less puffy after one day in Tokyo, the salt in American food was never what was bloating you. What drains out that fast is water, and fat does not move in a single day.

A puffy face going down in 24 hours is your body dumping water it was hanging onto, plus clearing out food that was still sitting in your gut. Two normal parts of a trip to Japan handle both of those, fast.

The big one is walking. The average American takes about 5,100 steps a day, near the bottom for a wealthy country. Drop that same person in Tokyo, and they walk everywhere, to the train, around the station, out to dinner and back. Most tourists hit triple their usual steps without even trying. All that walking burns through the carbs your body keeps in storage. Those stored carbs are called glycogen, and every single gram of them is holding onto 3 to 4 grams of water. Burn the carbs, and that water leaves with them. Scientists in Sweden showed this back in 1970, when people's water weight climbed by almost five pounds in four days purely from carbs filling back up. Walking does two other things. It squeezes out the fluid that pools in your legs when you sit all day, and it keeps your gut moving, so less food sits there bloating you.

Then there is the food, though not the way the tweet means it. The packaged, factory-made stuff (chips, soda, frozen dinners) is about 53 percent of what a grown American eats in a day. In Japan it is closer to a third. Trade a few days of that for rice, fish, and vegetables, and you cut out a pile of the white carbs and added sugar that make your body grip water. You are also just eating less, because you are out walking instead of snacking, and jet lag flattens your appetite.

Add it all up and the slimmer face in the hotel mirror is mostly water and an emptier gut, with the fat on your body sitting exactly where it was the day you flew out. It comes back just as quick. Get home, sit back down, open the snacks, and the water returns within a few days. The you that debloated in Japan just walked a ton and skipped the soda. You can do that at home, no plane ticket needed.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

My man said something to me that really stuck.

He told me, “I’m not actually here to control you. I’m not your dad, I’m your partner. You’re free to make your own choices. Just understand that every choice has consequences. If you choose something that damages what we’ve built, that’s on you.”

He said, “I’ll always tell you when something hurts me or crosses a boundary, because that’s what healthy communication looks like. But if you keep stepping over the line after I’ve shown you where it is, then you were never really protecting us to begin with.”
And honestly, that’s what accountability in a relationship sounds like.

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

One reason why Nate and a lot of men in Euphoria were attracted to Cassie compared to someone like Maddy wasn’t just because of her looks, even though that obviously played a massive role. A huge part of it was also Cassie’s submissive and emotionally accommodating personality.

Cassie constantly adjusted herself around the men she loved, wanted to please them, avoid conflict, support them emotionally, and make them feel wanted. A lot of men naturally gravitate toward that kind of energy because it makes them feel emotionally comfortable, admired, and in control within the relationship.

Meanwhile, Maddy was never truly submissive toward Nate. She challenged him constantly, pushed back, argued, embarrassed him publicly at times, and refused to fully submit to his control emotionally. That’s part of why their relationship was always so explosive and toxic. Nate was deeply attracted to Maddy, but he was also constantly frustrated by the fact that he could never fully control her personality the way he could with Cassie.

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

I know many of you clocked how important this scene is in Euphoria. Maddy is honestly a pathological liar throughout the show, constantly lying or manipulating situations depending on what benefits her emotionally in the moment.

In this particular scene, she lies to Nate about being “pure” and innocent because she knows that’s exactly the type of image Nate wants to hear and fantasize about. But then only minutes later, the show intentionally contrasts that lie by revealing how much Maddy actually sleeps around and how reckless her relationship behavior really is.

That’s why I’ve always found it strange how so many viewers label Cassie as the “hoe” of the show when Cassie was actually someone constantly searching for love, validation, and relationships emotionally. Meanwhile Maddy casually hooked up with random men, cheated on Nate multiple times, and often treated sex much more casually overall.

I think that contrast tells you a lot about both characters and also about how viewers perceive femininity differently depending on personality, confidence, and presentation.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

George Lucas traded $350,000 in directing salary for something Fox executives thought was worthless: the right to sell Star Wars toys.

It was 1976. Over 40 studios had already passed on his script, including Disney. Fox only greenlit the project because they wanted Lucas for other films. Nobody at the studio expected to make money on a space opera with no stars, so when Lucas offered to cut his directing fee from $500,000 to $150,000 in exchange for merchandising and sequel rights, Fox said yes on the spot. Movie merchandise was a dead business. Fox had lost money on Doctor Dolittle lunchboxes a decade earlier. They thought they were getting the better deal.

Lucas couldn’t even find a toy company that wanted in. Kenner, a division of cereal company General Foods, finally bought the licensing for a flat $100,000. Then Star Wars opened. Between 1977 and 1978, Kenner sold $100 million worth of toys off that $100,000 investment. They couldn’t make enough for Christmas ’77, so they sold empty boxes with IOUs inside, promising to mail the action figures later. Parents paid real money for cardboard and a promise.

Nobody around the production saw any of this coming. Alec Guinness, who played Obi-Wan, privately called the script “fairy-tale rubbish.” But he was shrewd enough to negotiate 2.25% of royalties instead of a flat fee. About 20 minutes of total screen time earned his estate somewhere between $50 million and $100 million. Lucas himself was so convinced the film would flop that he offered Spielberg a bet while visiting the Close Encounters set: swap 2.5% of each other’s profits. Spielberg took it. That handshake has paid him around $40 million.

And then the money started compounding. Lucas poured his Star Wars profits into ILM, the effects house he’d built for the film. When its computer graphics division got too expensive to maintain, he sold it to Steve Jobs in 1986 for $10 million. Jobs renamed it Pixar. Disney bought Pixar twenty years later for $7.4 billion. Then in 2012, Disney came back for the rest, buying Lucasfilm itself for $4.05 billion.

Total franchise revenue today sits around $46.7 billion, over $20 billion from merchandise alone. The filmmaker 40 studios passed on is now worth $5.3 billion according to Forbes. Fifty years ago today, cameras rolled on a desert in Tunisia.

The $350,000 pay cut that made it all possible might be the best trade in business history.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is gonna go crazy at 1:30am when the edible hits

[theficouple @theficouple]

For anyone in their 20s:

If you:
- Have no kids
- Have good health
- Have the desire to succeed

You have a window to:
- Work 50+ hrs a week
- Live on $3,000/mo (or less)
- Study business/finance daily

...Life WILL get harder in your 30's, please don't waste this window.

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

Can you stay awake from 1 AM to 5 AM?

If yes, I have a remote job for you that pays $99/hr.

These companies pay daily in USD for night-shift roles that 99% of people will never see.

Here are 10 of them hiring this week:

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

After paying off debt, I'd take $1,500 to COSTCO.

Stock up on everything for 3-6 months:

- Toilet paper
- Canned goods
- Garbage bags
- Laundry detergent
- Diapers
- All the stuff that nickel-and-dimes you to death

That $23 pack of 200 garbage bags I got at COSTCO? Lasts me 18 months. Versus buying a 30-pack for $7 every few weeks at the regular supermarket.

When you are broke, you can't afford to save money in small increments.

You need to buy in bulk and stop bleeding out $20 at a time.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Honestly question, why work anymore?

Section 8 pays up to $6,000/mo in rent
Section 8 will actually help you buy a home
Feed yourself with food stamps
The more kids you have, the more food stamps and welfare you get

Why stress at a job 10 hours a fucking day, not being able to afford childcare when you can just sit on your lazy ass at home collecting a check to raise your own fucking kids?

[AA ⚡️ @AAStack]

I don’t want a f*cking Lambo.

I want the freedom to be with my 5 year old daughter at 1PM on a Monday while the world is clocked in.
That’s the real wealth.

Build for time. Not toys.

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

For all the broke 16-25 year olds.

This is your roadmap:

Hit the gym.
Get into crypto.
Pick 1 skill you like.
Spend 12-18 hours learning.
Start flipping memes.
Eventually quit your 9-5 job.
Join the top 0.01% before 30.

Thank me once you make millions with this shit.