Alan Le Patourel

Retired farmer, now put out to grass.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@MartynRoussel @legrandcourtil @gabriel4gsy Change the law. If caught speeding at named blackspots that's dangerous driving, 18 months off the road minimum. No hard luck stories

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@oldfarmhorace Jim Jamouneau died last night.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@legrandcourtil @jojomay1 The man with the tractor has only one pair of hands.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@jmargison75 @YvonneBurford No idea. I don't make the rules.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@pierregsy @LaSarine @AlexGEGarner @jondwbuckland Everything.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@matt_fallaize @BrehautBarry @PeterRoffey5 @gabriel4gsy Yes. It's not an insult.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@legrandcourtil @BiodiversityBaz @pollinatorproj @Treeman0 The field is going to be ploughed anyway, probably for a potato crop. What's the difference?

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@RossLeBrun Haven't you found your ferret yet? 😇

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@TortevalD Did you know you can skim the whey for a little butter, then distill the rest to make vodka-

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@MartynRoussel @oldfarmhorace @Chris_Gnapp @matt_fallaize If only.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@MartynRoussel @oldfarmhorace @Chris_Gnapp @matt_fallaize Such as?

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@CherlyGsy @LeRoiHaptalon @AltoAngel @Ronst21 Vodka infused with the flavour of juniper berries.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@DaveBuchanan3 Neither, it's Marmite or nothing.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@GsySal @LaSarine @AltoAngel @LouLTots @Boggleeyes1 After the last ice age, as mammals moved north, Guernsey was cut off by the sea before the moles could reach here.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@SarahHRouxel @recycleforgsy @PeterRoffey5 @ValeParish Put a hook on the wall/gate. Hang the bag/caddie on it. The bin man will hang the empties back on it.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@oldfarmhorace Interesting wildlife in your garden.

[Alan Le Patourel @Alanlepat]

@DavidPiesing63 @geoffmiller66 There's something wrong Geoff. I live opposite you and I've got 16.4 Mbs this afternoon, which is normal for me.

[Nick Timothy MP @NJ_Timothy]

Imagine being AstraZeneca. Heroically you develop a vaccine. You’ll sell it to poorer states at cost price. You’re Anglo-Swedish. Your CEO is French. And the EU rubbishes your product and then, before even approving it, demands you betray your other customers.