Alan Levy

Hardline Wizard MORE WINE! Freelance Graphic Design GO RANGERS!

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@sethmeyers please tell us who the writer was that came up with "...Catfish Hunter's got a weird nut!" I'm an old man and I can't remember having laughed that hard in many years. The perfect storm of Random Dead Sports Guy and Genitalia Zaniness.

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@ScottPadgettCBS what gives with the CBS11Weather app going belly-up? Too many hoops to jump through on the @CBSNews app and then no hourly, daily, radar, etc. #notcoolbro

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⁦@EvanWilliamsUSA⁩ we win!

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@daveraymond4 I think you’re using Baltimore Chop incorrectly as a true Baltimore Chop always ends in the runner being safe. And as I heard it growing up the chop had to bounce OVER THE INFIELD!
But here it is from MLB

https://t.co/nfTuCAsuSp

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@MuseRangers

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@MrsRenfros what’s happened to your Hot Chow Chow? Searched at my two @TomThumb_Stores, my @kroger, and my @CentralMarket locations and none on the shelves in Richardson, TX! Ya’ll stop makin’ it or is it just online only or some such? I can’t have 🌭, 🍔, 🥪, or 🫘 without it!!!

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@RWJesq Last Starfighter!

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@littlesteven_ug Sail On, Sailor

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@AmericanDadTBS Are AmDad episodes gone from the regular weekday afternoon/evening slot on TBS?

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@MJMcKean

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@malikafavre your work inspires me and I thought you might like to see a poster I designed as something of an homage. Thank you.

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Oh dear @theoldgreywolf, @daveraymond4 just asked during the @BallySportsSW broadcast of the @Rangers game, "Is Hee Haw on?"

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@theoldgreywolf probably more so than a tattooist with a flute

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@hqtrivia soooooo... ?!

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@CincoDeMino Please mark @corbydavidson saying "Clint pops up..." during Ron Howard e-news. Thank you!

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@NeilDiamond a hair over 50 years ago

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@MFollowill you might mention that Luke Kornet is the son of former Channel 11 news anchor @WSMVTracyKornet

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@ThatEricAlper Since I'm not gonna go back through 900 replies I'll go with Dallas' own Deep Ellum Blues and hope it hasn't been mentioned too many times before.

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@SkinWade We didn't hear it as much down here in Texas... hell, down here in the Bible Belt just "Jew" was an epithet. I think it was more a northern thing. When I was 15 my young liberal ass had this Mad Magazine poster on my wall...
I stand by it.

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@UnderArmour Perhaps you do not speak the truth...
your "team" hasn't done a thing. Maybe you need a new "team"