alan manning

Now retired,like reading about ancient egypt.like to cook.

[alan manning @alanmanning]

I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie. http://t.co/zAxIlLPKFU

[alan manning @alanmanning]

In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami http://t.co/GNGopXJzP1

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http://t.co/dGyFtLZUBp "Just saw this text." Just saw this lie.

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/554QL93pOk

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/SPnJn03uxg

[alan manning @alanmanning]

http://t.co/mad8VeFyET The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/Vjq1TU3KAD

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"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/5EnOsjifuN

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http://t.co/WxE31uxGwR How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/YQKiYx663h

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I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses. http://t.co/YBegKeEK

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http://t.co/3aPH7ZVy Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?

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hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words http://t.co/iu0CQS7B

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Raspberry Ketones is all the new craze!! Dr. Oz even mentioned it as a break through weight loss supplement. http://t.co/YL8qXMtv

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Discover how I earn money working from home. This thing changed my life! http://t.co/akbeEsTa

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Raspberry Ketone and Fat Loss http://t.co/ssWGVFCl

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http://t.co/ji2xOkWQ When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will. http://t.co/1LHlWtEe

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