alan

if it ain’t snowing, I ain’t goin

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

Her

[BowTiedPassport 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 @BowTiedPassport]

Me and the boys in Puerto Vallarta after hearing the cartel hit Costco.

[tim @tim__64]

i would die for sabrina carpenter before i die for this country

[alan @AlanMartinGon]

@MaSSiVeRiCaN @Robert_C_W @Demonica0 @NintyPrime I’m in California, release time is 9 PM PST on June 4th through GameStop

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse, like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken 50 years later.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

42 and 24 is a problematic age gap… unless it’s Anne Hathaway and me, then it’s fine

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Ooohhh her VAGINA is the espresso

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

Veterinary assistant the way I’m about to put a couple dogs down 😋😋😋

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. THEY NOT LIKE US.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

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[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

sydney sweeney do you fw dudes that make 17 an hour

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

“You’re drunk you can barely walk”

Yeah that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard