Alan (they/them)

adult human chicken, globehead, snowflake, right-clicker. #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine #transrightsarehumanrights #abolishdp 🎧🎵🎶📖📚📒⚔️☕🏙️🎓

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

People wearing masks now: 🙂🙂

People not wearing masks now:🙂🙂

People asking why I’m still wearing a mask:🤡🤡

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@Zakiyyah6 Because they know a Superman who wanted to respect and protect everybody wouldn’t align with their ideals.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@ThomasSilken @ninety6days

[C 📸🏳️‍⚧️ @C_Shoots_Shows]

Therapy < shooting a really good gig and you're photos turning out good

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@mvbrat91 Fighting. ‘Having a row’ is more common these days but ‘rowing’ makes sense.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@Defunctland Yellow Submarine?

[kmw @kmwdotcom]

Please no smug tweets about how you just *sensed* that a recently publicly called-out was an abuser. For the love of god that is unhelpful at best and victim-blaming at worst.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@IWCare If the water is working is it safe to drink

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@IWCare Brownish water from the tap on the South Circular Road, Limerick. Ran for a while and didn’t clear. Presume it’s just rust/sediment but any info?

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

#PS4share

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@ahappyhalfling Big Gravity Falls energy

[Justin Moran @moranjustin]

Fair play to Ryan Tubridy responding to an accusation of misogyny by speaking over the woman making the accusation, repeatedly interrupting her and then accusing her of being in a 'mood'.

He absolutely put that accusation to rest. Case. Closed.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

Oh wow this is actually something I know about, because I think Disney put this option on the table in 1984 when Saul Steinberg tried a hostile takeover. Eventually they countered him with greenmail (buying back his shares at a premium) instead.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Twitter rebuffed Elon Musk’s takeover bid with a so-called poison pill that would flood the market with new shares if he buys 15% of its stock. Musk currently owns more than 9%. https://t.co/x8IsysIFp0

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

What a batshit insane take.

[🍉LoZza🍉 @CocoaFox023]

Like seriously, what purpose does including 9/11 serve to the narrative of the Turning Red?

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

@LohanPadraig “I do not believe that any socioeconomic issues are connected with one another in any way”.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

Fucking stupid really.

[dee 🌈 catra gender ✨ @owldee]

really depressing that catradora and lumity have been pitted against each other for no reason. really insanely disrespectful to dana, nd, and molly. really odd that lgbt+ ships are seen as being in competition with each other when each contributes something unique and essential.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

Project this on the castle in Magic Kingdom pls.

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

For the record, branding homophobia as “anti-paedophilia” was exactly what they did in Russia about 10 years ago.

[Robbie Pierce @Robbiepierce]

Well that didn't take long. We decided to take a trip on Amtrak with the kids for spring break. 9 hours into a pleasant ride, a man was suddenly standing next to me, shouting across me at my 6yo son, "Remember what I told you. They stole you. They're pedophiles." 🧵

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

What a cool sad story. So self-sabotaging they belong in a Coen Bros movie. https://t.co/tgj651aXG3 via @YouTube

[Alan (they/them) @alanmcalanface]

I have so many questions.