Alan Mejia

Technically, the only two things I really enjoy are dopamine and serotonin.

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

@MaiteOnline no salgo tan bien en esa foto

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

For real though...

[Jose Tejada @josetejada08]

@alanmejia RT @ClaroRD: La felicidad de salir del tráfico normal y correr como su Porsche lo exige en la pista. 🏁

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Our kids won't even understand the game "Telephone." They'll play "Text Message" where you get the words right but misinterpret the tone.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Amazon signs former "Top Gear" hosts for new car show. http://t.co/zU0eusxdnH

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

Greca.. No substitute.

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

@LlamenmePam un perro mío se mete con mi comida, y sería capaz de comérmelo también.

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

@aeropaq y los paquetes que ya estaban en tránsito hacia la dirección anterior?

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

Loving @HTCUSA #UhOh protection. New phone sent, no questions asked. #Apple can't even fix my damn multi-touch. 'Genius' bar my ass.

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

Deep thoughts

[Alan Mejia @alanmejia]

@TricksAndHacks Really? 2014

[Cracked.com @cracked]

24 Shocking Before-After Photos You Won't Believe Are Real • http://t.co/27hGzJ1p1r

[Mashable @mashable]

Photos of kids on a trampoline in Johannesburg are the essence of joy http://t.co/Zq3tpGUIlZ