Alan “The Anomaly” Morel

Conquered the Ol’ 96er, Juggs, Professional Bass Assassin, Aspiring CPA MBA

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Gosh the black family sitting next to me at this restaurant sure is quiet… NOT!!

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Yup.

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

why did I get into accounting

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Don’t mind me locking in, time to show these niggas whose boss #slightdox #fetii #zyn

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Black coffee in hand, 32 and sunny, found an Indian to do my homework. This will be one for the record books #onone

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

@jazzenjoyer_ Seems to be some Stromboli on the George Foreman, this could be ball knowledge have to confirm with the experts?

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

The left hates this, don’t mind my having a day #thankshosh

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Random group mate thinks he’s that guy, not sure why we’re bragging about zyns in the big 25. Get some mulch in your lip and some dirt on your hands #faggot #MaryKateCornett

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Couple of haji chatterboxes behind me in class while I’m trying to lock in, can we get them outta here @elonmusk ? #FatherSonBonding

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Yankee like myself needs to be more in touch with the south

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Monday night boys, have one and make it great. #Kamala_is_a_war_Criminal

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Wiping nut off my tip and shitty ass toilet paper is sticking to every fold in my cock fuck this I’m leaving it till I shower

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Just rubbed one out for firs time on new phone, could see the hair follicles on the inside of her labia #tapin

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Black girls crowding the hallway being loud af what do u expect #wellwellwell

[Alan “The Anomaly” Morel @alanmorel1297]

Yeah she’ll fly