Alannah Hall

I have no idea what I'm doing

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

I would still love to get my real estate license but with the way the housing market is I'd feel so guilty trying to sell.... like you're right this house is WAY too expensive for what it is so nevermind you don't have to buy it if you don't want to

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

I answered the final Jeopardy question correctly so in other words I am the world's smartest person dead or alive

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

87% of my job consists of untangling cords and getting really frustrated

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

Hey friends it's been a hot ass minute but I came here to say that one of my coworkers told me that I looked 35 and I had to sit down for a good while before I realized that I'm only two years away from turning 30 so it's not that unrealistic 🙃🙃

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

I now work there and that hasn't changed 🙃🙃

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

@BespolkoAndrea You just kinda accept it lmao trust me

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

And now I work for HSR oh how the tables have turned lmao

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

I mean ngl there are hot girls EVERYWHERE but all surrounded by gross 20 year old douche bags so this is not an ideal situation for ya girl here

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

Spending time at Hess for 30 minutes tonight is the exact reason why I prefer to go to dive bars I am in my own personal hell

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

Why are there so many obnoxious 20 years olds I miss the skeevy 60 year old men

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

The downside to the weight I've lost recently is that I lost all my cleavage can we bring this 5 years ago cleavage back pls

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

@reservoirpawgs @EssexNate wasn't this our first date

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

@BespolkoAndrea Yes and also this

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

we have Got to start sexualizing eczema

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

@acid_toad It's hard to recognize people with masks 😂

[Alannah Hall @alannah_hall]

@acid_toad Girl were you at First Ontario?! I work as a data entry clerk there and I swear I thought I saw you but with the mask it was hard to tell ahaha!