alannah

experience collector 🤙

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

I wish there was such things as yelp reviews for men

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

@ServiceOntario If your drivers license expired in Oct (I was living in Australia) and you want to renew can you still go into the centre? It is saying error online for me. Thanks!

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

If I don’t get the fuck outta Sudbury in a hot minute I’m going to loose my fucking mind

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

@kmp906 u got this

[diante :) @cumrascal]

me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

my cat is so attached to me at the hip it’s going to be so hard leaving him, my baby, my child 😩😩😩

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

a lot of people don’t understand how I could just pack up and leave and move far away from home but when you live in a super toxic environment it’s very easy to do so

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

what’s with Burlington tinder you’re either sketchy or a rich frat boy, I’m outta here

[Kenz:) @kenziememering]

I surprised my dad and wore his sisters prom dress who passed away when she was 19 to my prom:,)

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

@KPancel Tucos?

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

I’m literally having an identity crisis every other day 🤷‍♀️

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

why do people roll into your life at the most unexpected timing¿

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

get cha self a house husband whose primary role is to clean ur home 10/10

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

the chemistry between me and food is just whoa

[chrissy @crlockha]

I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

instead of a graduation party, I think I’m just going to gather every boy I’ve ever hooked up with during college into one room and hold a roast

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

goodnight moon
goodnight stars
goodnight randy jackson

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

But talk is cheap my darling , when you’re feeling right at home

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

@__VIRIDIAN__ a limbless me, huge win, huge turn on

[alannah @alannahmarieg]

@__VIRIDIAN__ did this just become a *heated* Twitter battle