Alanna Stinson

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@17leete17 Not me making my 90 day prescription last the whole year… now I gotta explain the Elizabeth on Thursday why she hasn’t had a refill request from the pharmacy… We’re just out here doing our best feeling silly goofy 🙃

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hallowienertown Can you do that to mine?

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hrtapp @Stinson145

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@17leete17 Working from home perpetually braless

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

There’s been a couple things I really wish I could talk to my grandpa about…

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

Dehydrated because I can’t stop crying

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hallowienertown HELL YEA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

Aghhhhhh… women 🥵

[ISH @ImaStayHumble]

thought I was having a bad day, 14 parents gotta bury they kids 💔💔 forgive me Lord

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@17leete17 Omg @kiraknapp27 you’re sleeping with the coach?!?! #goals

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

“Is that footloose?”
“No. It’s a Hungarian war chant.”
…

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

Love my husband, but I want a girlfriend

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hallowienertown Bro for real. I’ll be pausing and rewinding so many times so I don’t miss any context 🙄

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

My ob/gyn is performing my husbands vasectomy 🤣

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@17leete17 It runs in the family 💯

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hallowienertown I would be so pissed because… pizza… but this is funny as hell

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

Future me: don’t forget how much your back hurts after 13 hours in the car… buy the plane ticket next time

Thank you in advance

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

To my kids classmates this Valentine’s Day: thanks for all the candy you got me 🥰🥰

[Alanna Stinson @alannastin]

@hallowienertown These are the only emails I pay attention to