Alan Otton

Retired vagrant. Keen amateur underwater basket weaver.

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

@JeremyClarkson Bees too...

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@Laurie352023 @Jenny_1884 Becoming a Trotskyite when he was a practicing solicitor was enough to get my alarm bells ringing. Pablocite views he subscribed to are also not what I would expect from a UK prime minister.

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@lw_writes Got a dispute going on with OPS at the moment. To contact them by mail is hard as their registered address is deliberately misleading. Several discrepancies. Got teeth into them now. It's now my hobby to help as many people as poss defend against them.

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@IanYonder ... and steak pie & chips to die for ...

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what we're all about https://t.co/8La5CUU6Oi

[Masonic Charitable Foundation @Masonic_Charity]

Our Masonic Care Homes are commited to delivering the best possible care to meet the needs of older Freemasons and their families. Making the #everydaypossible

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

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PRYTANEION LADIES NIGHT https://t.co/fsQg0Wkby5

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@MichaelWilks2 @prytaneionsec ... and the pleasure was all ours. Fantastic evening in great company.

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

#winwithSainsburys Larissa swimming

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@JeremyClarkson Any chance you could do a bit of scriptwriting for Evans? By Christ he needs it...

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

Any chance of @JeremyClarkson scriptwriting for TG? Christ-on-a-bike do they need it...

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

We have had such a successful day's filming, we've knocked off early.

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

Masonic Charitable Foundation | Our Support https://t.co/bSBZCQnFlT via @@Masonic_Charity

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I’ve called time on #nuisancecalls by backing @WhichUK’s campaign - make sure to sign their petition too: https://t.co/fIbvG1WUVu

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

For my Mason Friends - my lodge https://t.co/SGH6RmgwMK is doing a 3º followed by a 1º in May [email protected] if you want to go!

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Now Organist for Forest of Bere Lodge - great bunch of guys and a Platinum award lodge for fundraising to the max in the Prov 2016 Festival

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@prytaneionsec Congrats on the Bronze Award for the 2016 Charity Festival. Not too bad for a very small lodge of mostly retired duffers!

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@BBC_TopGear should pack up now. London stunt as Jezza would say "Shtewpid"

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@JeremyClarkson Superb. HNY to all. x

[Alan Otton @alanotton]

Disturbing news - £12M reduction in Hampshire Fire Service budget. As an ex HFRS bloke I have no doubt this will cause loss of life.