Alan Wanders

Working on #content for B2B SaaS brands. Started to make it easy for #startups to get growing with content 🌿

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@vivoclinic never received my test but got charged anyway - pls refund me

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Every edgy marketing agency's bio.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Costa Coffee is a Broad Church. Proud to call it my office.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@harrydry Hey, I wrote a bit more about this approach w/ your comment included. I'm Cusack, you're Skye https://t.co/JhMrf8JFc3

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@harrydry Hello! Does this ad look familiar? I lumped you into a group with 500 wedding DJs to introduce my site. 😀

Seeing how it landed so I can finish this teardown (see the very end bit) - https://t.co/21g4wMJyq5

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Nepotism runs deep @CostaCoffee

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Grandpa Joe would have voted for Brexit

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Me at Christmas

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@Dr_Draper One child at a time makes it sound like something terrible happens to a child every time they get a step closer to effective treatment.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Whenever I come into money I build on my Ferrero Rocher pyramid

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Who is Rapha and how did he convince so many middle-aged men to plaster his name across their arse?

Future generations will ask, looking at old photos of London life

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

The way ginger people are treated in this country is disgusting.

Just five years ago this poor man was bullied into space.

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

Contentender for best comeback in the history of twitter...

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Did a robot write the headline?

If so then yes.

https://t.co/wu31XIeQ7l

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Ever heard of Silkworm?

They’re always releasing new material

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

'Are you comfortable with long silences?'

is the perfect icebreaker

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

How does the Pope get paid?

Papal.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

Fneezing. Is anyone factchecking Susie Dent though

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

The 'sn' in 'sneeze' is a historical hiccup. The original word was 'fnese', but someone in the Middle Ages mistook the f for the old form of s, ſ. Fneezing would be a much better sound match.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@lizduckchong Jeans weren't allowed in 6th form so I came to school wearing demin trousers. Technically not jeans because the pocket followed the seam.

[Alan Wanders @alanoutloud]

@wordmancopy Winning strapline was something along the lines of "One small step for man, one giant leap for a robot". It was for some automation software.

Can't / don't want to remember what my entry was.