Alan

[Alan @alanpapers]

@Asmodai_1611 @ShitpostRandom Esa foto salió hace años y el arqui hizo vídeo diciendo que no es él, pero fue hace como 2 o 3 años entonces buena suerte encontrándolo jajajaja

[smoothie @shedrinkswater]

True lovers know there is no such thing as someone "better," because love itself is what makes a person irreplaceable.

ofc, if you look around long enough, you will always find someone with better looks, money, higher status, intelligence, or a more impressive résumé. But they will not be your person, and that is why those comparisons become meaningless.

Love is what transforms ordinary traits into something sacred and it is why his laugh matters more than another man's beauty, why her voice better than another woman's perfection. The person becomes special because they are loved, not the other way around.

That is why if someone loves you primarily for your looks, money, status, or accomplishments, they do not truly love you, because there will always be someone with more. Desire built upon comparison remains trapped within comparison.

love begins when you are loved for being you, and everything else becomes merely complementary. Love chooses, and then makes that choice incomparable.

[Alan @alanpapers]

@ShitpostRock2 The Witcher 3 figured it out in 2015

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

[Sui ⚠︎ @kaisuizutto]

my suicide will be just as meaningless as my life

[🦇 @archivedsuicide]

why is suicide such a big deal, we all die eventually. let me do it a little early it's not going to cause the end of the world

[i am @youarealrdydead]

It’s so depressing to know you won’t ever actually kill yourself

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Alan @alanpapers]

@gabutogame124 I played the 3 games in order and i still had that happen all the way throughout the 3 games, way too many names to keep track of

[Alan @alanpapers]

@Telcel @moniarandav @JOELROM18927000 Yo también quiero saber que pasa

[Alan @alanpapers]

@TwinkBukowski I guess that explains why women never touch me

[Alan @alanpapers]

@GreenTextRepost Doom Eternal does this but don't tell me this doesn't reek aura. Perfect reward for finishing the game on ultra nightmare (whole game on highest difficulty without dying) ignore my unicorn podium

[Alan @alanpapers]

@luiscon1705 @ChumelTorres Se ofendió con lo que dijo un comediante jajajaja

[Alan @alanpapers]

@unethicalaccel @worstautist Because they were hispanic but they were not from any spanish speaking country (their parents were), you can look as hispanic as you want but that won't matter if you grew up in an english speaking context your whole life

[Alan @alanpapers]

@Thirst22 So what you're saying is that they're NOT free

[mila @catastrophedun]

mi primer error fue no matarme a los 14 ni a los 17 ni a los 21 ni hace un mes

[Alan @alanpapers]

@daft_gray @Wolfen123 Qué tipo de metaleros conoces? 🧐