alana

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i quoted mulholland drive word for word in my interview

[alana @alanpoodle03]

It’s been a long night

[alana @alanpoodle03]

@idrinkmilk123 this is my moms whole swag

[alana @alanpoodle03]

@idrinkmilk123 you stole this from me

[alana @alanpoodle03]

@idrinkmilk123 bell pepper is bad

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The #Saints are precious pearls and are always living and relevant, because they provide a fascinating commentary on the Gospel. Their lives are an illustration of the Good News that Jesus brought to humanity: God is our Father, who loves everyone with boundless love.

[alana @alanpoodle03]

ive been smoking some pot in my house, pot house

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i have a lower iq than my boyfeiwnd :)

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i might start posting again

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i constantly have to do security checkpoints online because i move too quickly/manically/repetitively with my trackpad/keyboard

[alana @alanpoodle03]

@udontneed2no33 yesss ive said this

[alana @alanpoodle03]

ive been on sabbatical from socials medias

[alana @alanpoodle03]

Season of feeling emptied out , osmosis soon?

[alana @alanpoodle03]

I got my period on the full moon but I also got a lot of small household injuries in the same day……

[alana @alanpoodle03]

"you look like a trampoline with eyes" -new insult heard on real housewives of salt lake city

[Blazed by Bravo @blazedbybravo]

Me explaining what a “friend of” is to someone who doesn’t watch housewives

[alana @alanpoodle03]

last time i called my mom on the phone i spontaneously announced i want to throw away all my plans and start a struggling small business, not gonna call back for a bit

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i choose to be angry rather than bored, not good for the heart.

[alana @alanpoodle03]

God only knows the level of Gossip

[alana @alanpoodle03]

i learned what the tab button does only like a year ago