Alan

unrelated to @marty_freudman

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Half of Slayer’s catalogue is calling religious people slack jawed retards you can’t be serious

[Putey Pute ⛄️ @putey_pute]

I’ve been into Metal my whole life; seen Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, Kiss and dozens of others. None of them spewed shite about politics. Not one.

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@babypeenis Slayer notoriously neutral, and red pilled band:

https://t.co/blU1piXwnl

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

He’s never letting this one go huh

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Dumb -- most people don't know it has a B"

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

You can literally see the braces on his legs lmfao

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Wow. Seeing Trump struggle to board Marine One, now I get why Trump was obsessed with building a new helipad. Walking on grass is an obstacle for him.

See the difference?

[RedPan 🜏🎋🍎 @TheWahGuy]

Every time the “politics in music” discourse happens it’s literally just this

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

The most German response ever

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Back when I lived in Germany I was being evaluated for surgery. I was in a lot of pain and asked the doctor what kind of pain killer would be appropriate because it was several months' wait

His response was "We are not entitled to life without pain."

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Crying bro those charges didn’t affect their psychological state one bit LOL

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Three more points secured! 💪

🩵 3-2 🚜 @okx

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

Nope sorry you guys can’t use this one anymore, you got power back. Now you have to own the fact all your side did was bend and spread for Israel and hit the “destroy the economy so Trump can scam” button

[Petirep @Petirep]

Say what you want about Elon Musk - he’s always pushing the limits and finding new and innovative ways to kill Tesla drivers, and I think that’s something we can all appreciate regardless of politics.

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

If you’ve been on this hell app long enough you’ll remember the discourse of astrology girlies becoming phrenologists for a week saying certain behaviors are correlated with how certain people look based on their astrology sign LOL

[alienated @ineedmorearms]

You can tell astrology is as bad as christianity because their only argument is also crying skeptics are mean.

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

oh well if it’s a longstanding tradition on the indian subcontinent it can’t be reactionary superstition

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Remember when they thought they invented a convenience corner store just cus they call it a “bodega”

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

why do people who live in new york think every completely ordinary experience of living in a big city is some uniquely new york phenomenon lol

[tania 🪆 @boywaif]

Love New York. Where else can you pay for something in cash

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Beautiful women love a broke loser with no prospects and commitment issues dont let those red pill geeks fool you.

[Mariam @Gaismair]

Look through this guy’s account & you’ll never find a single picture of NYC, LA, San Fran, or Philly. All locations you’d expect a curious European (on tour for the WC) to go through, but he’s going to Waco & small town Ohio. Ahuh.

[🇧🇯🇧🇷 Gourd 🇨🇩 @GourdsProtect0r]

Planned the attack for 2 years and injured nobody award

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Ah shit. I had forgotten about the rose garden redesign lmao looks like shit Mr President, congratulations on killing the GARDEN part with cheap tile

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Honoring America's Brave First Responders: Postcard Edition 🇺🇸

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@FloSantanaX The type of tweet that makes you the best poster in a Filipino slum

[will @will_nba_hater]

@SuffrageReform Good idea