Alan

Rave Warrior

[Alan @AlanRavioli]

Our waters , our fish

[Alan @AlanRavioli]

Probably should have said this at the start of the year based on the tubs of lard I’ve seen about town.
2026 advice for fat people.
+1 run
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Fair windy out, bed sheets Fridays.

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“Never leaving ❤️☀️” Yer flight leave in the mornin luv.

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Late on this one again this year.

2026 advice for fat people.
+1 run
-1 burger

[Alan @AlanRavioli]

Episode 3: Return of the Ravioli

[Alan @AlanRavioli]

As the year comes to a close I’ll leave you with something to ponder going into the next.
2025 advice for fat people.
+1 run
-1 burger

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@_charlie99 Who you talking to bud ?

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Sorry it’s late I know ye have been waiting.
2024 advice for fat people.
+1 run
-1 burger

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Nothing like coming home from a long day on the site and the wife has this waiting for ya. #marriedlife

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Officially offering myself to Rihanna.

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I wake up in silk pyjamas

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There’s more whales on land than in the sea these days.

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New entry: the internship

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My top 3 movies of all time.

1. The imitation game
2. Leon the professional
3. In Bruges

* subject to chance *

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Sorry for the inactivity , was stuck in a cave looking for el dorado.

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It’s bout time I try the Ukrainian Bonet

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Some birds down the local could put the cows out of the business with the milk blasters on them

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@flerbensmoofR is a rescue human

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If you’re all about learning a lesson , don’t learn the wrong one.

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What you know about rolling down in the deep

[Alan @AlanRavioli]

Anyone know where I can get a litre or two of synovial fluid m