chadwickmcbasketball

| with eir | | potential father of 4 | | humble | | cracking personality (and looks😏) | | avid Everton supporter|| love football and hanging out with friends|

[chadwickmcbasketball @chdwickmc]

Who would win in a fight 5 Filipinos or almost 20 Mexicans?

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I could beat the ender dragon with a cobblestone sword and leather armour listening to unreleased gusta

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I’ve kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like I’m gonna run for president

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Proper fucking windy out, if you’re going out make sure to bring a packet

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“why is france burning”

“uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite ոіggеrѕ?”

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France is one of my favourite countries in Africa

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Tomorrow, Iran will celebrate 34 years of being 3 weeks away from WMD’s!

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Marvel confirm Dr Doom will be their most gay, horny, and racist villian yet

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I think the Jews are using a machine to wirelessly transmit skidmarks into my underpants

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I heard Snape is black in the upcoming Harry Potter. Let me guess, he drives an enchanted hellcat too? Smh my head

[chadwickmcbasketball @chdwickmc]

Things to say when meeting your girlfriends brother for the first time:

• I didn’t know she had a sister
• We don’t have to get along buddy
• Go to your room (power move)
• How many pens have you sold in the last thirty (30) days
• Sell me your sister

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@uffyebanda The naked man fears no pickpocket

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Things not to say in a job interview:

• Can I vape in here?
• I need the original blueprints for this building
• My eyes are up here
• How strict is your harassment policy?
• Sell me this pen
• The n word

[chadwickmcbasketball @chdwickmc]

It’s two things Ima always beat 💪🏿
Da odds & my meat 🍆🤷‍♂️

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Oh vey what a kosher day this is

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When I was 8 I listened to hip hop for the first time and called my grandfather a sucka mc and he smashed my Xbox

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Being gay was fun. But I’m 35 now. It’s time for wife and kids 👍

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Meth literally makes you gay I’m jerking to pics of my own ass rn this is insane

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

China has BANNED 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Pride parades.

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Why is no one watching the movie

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The rent for single mothers needs to be raised on a weekly basis