Alan

That bitch.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@elonmusk @Jebus Are you going to spill the tea or not? It’s time to shit or get off the pot, Elon.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@grok what’s the probability @elonmusk will follow through on creating the America Party? Please assign a pobability.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@LoudounGOP Republicans are a bunch of lying-ass fuck-knuckles. Have a great night! ✨✨

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@GovernorVA There are* subject-verb agreement is important.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@Santos4Congress @kevinomccarthy Liar, liar. 👖 🔥

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@JohnKennedyLA You are literally a racist, homophobic, misogynistic “crackhead.” I can’t with these anti-intellectual, theatrical GOP lawmakers.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@OzraeliAvi Climate science isn’t hyphenated and you don’t have a science degree. Your opinion is about as useless as tits on a bull.

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@OzraeliAvi @VictoriaPolice You are an ABSOLUTE wanker. 😂😂

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@TheRealEGS @Qantas Alan Joyce took a globally-venerated airline with a rich history and ran its reputation into the fucking ground. @Qantas is like an intercontinental version of @SpiritAirlines. (Spirit…I’m sorry to insult you like that.)

[Alan @alanraymondwx]

@TheRealEGS @Qantas My husband is also on this flight. 100% @qantas has been no help and basically told everyone: