Alan Rolls

Daddy/Husband and worship leader at Christ Church, Braintree. Also studying for a Theology degree at LST.

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@rugdoctoruk I’ve come to pick up my machine and the locker is open and empty and the lines are closed! I have a 3 hour window for cleaning my carpet which has now shortened to two hours. I can see a machine in the locker next to mine.

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@carltonkirby @carltonkirby do you have list of other dates and places please? Would love to join you one evening!! :)

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@Hermesparcels I’m somewhat disturbed that this managed to fit through my letterbox today despite the large sign on it!!!! It must have been folded and the fold marks kind of give it away!!! Very unimpressed!!!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@Hermesparcels yet again, you have let me down, apparently my parcel is with the courier and was arriving between 16:00 and 20:00 only to be told at 20:30 there is a delay and no other information!? How hard can it be to deliver a parcel??

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@parcelforce please tell me why oh why my parcel still hasn’t been delivered and I still haven’t had a card through the door despite 2 ‘attempted deliveries’ you asked what I wanted and I replied leave with neighbour but despite my neighbour being in all day, no go!?! Help!!!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@carltonkirby can I just say you are by far my favourite cycling commentator finding that perfect balance between insightful commentary and humour especially alongside @SeanKellyCC !! Fantastic job!!!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@Hermesparcels not impressed that your local courier apparently had an issue getting to my address despite my living on a well known road and never having had a delivery problem before. No response from customer services all day either!?

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@uksciencechief @CMO_England fantastic answers in today’s briefing gents. I appreciate your obvious honesty and applaud the work you and your teams are and have been doing. As a teacher your words give me the confidence to do my job effectively!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg here we are, at home we are, oh there Dom goes. Cummings all over the world. #SongsForDominic #StatusQuo

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@BBCNews @BBCPolitics @bbclaurak @Peston @SkyNews I missed a day out of my figures earlier, humble apologies, so it’s just today there is a discrepancy. Briefing said 2004 new cases, actual is 4043 new cases. That’s a significant number!! #Covid_19

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@SkyNews is it me or are the government figures for positive coronavirus tests these last 2 days way out? I’ve circled the discrepancies!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@Peston is it me or are the government figures for positive coronavirus tests these last 2 days way out? I’ve circled the discrepancies!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@BBCNews is it me or are the government figures for positive coronavirus tests these last 2 days way out? I’ve circled the discrepancies!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@BBCPolitics is it me or are the government figures for positive coronavirus tests these last 2 days way out? I’ve circled the discrepancies!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@bbclaurak is it my imagination or are the government calculations for daily positive tests somewhat out these last 2 days?? I’ve circled the discrepancies!

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg I’ve learnt how to be alert and lets face it the world needs lerts!!! #OneGoodThing

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg #isitok that I’ve been stuck so long on my own in lockdown that I enjoy Priti Patel on briefings 😉

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg I’ve developed my taste for whisky significantly!! #OneGoodThing

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg Bugger it I’ll smash it with the hammer face #zoom face

[Alan Rolls @alanrolls]

@TheLastLeg #IsItOk that Boris went to recuperate at his second home when he left hospital?