Alan Sutterlin

Music and comedy enthusiast. But mostly sports. Nice/smart/cool/funny/being nice. Trust the process.

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Feel so clean, like a money machine

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

@kevinnbrown Bijan all day

[Alex Howes @alex_howes]

The feel good tour continues 🥹 Cav the 🐐

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

@PeacockTVCare Good morning, I just wanted to reiterate my disappointment that there is no World Feed for the Tour de France available on your platform. I will not be watching the Tour on Peacock this year.

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

@PeacockTVCare Please bring back the World Feed for the Tour de France

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

@peacock Extremely disappointed there is no World Feed option for the Tour this year. Not pleased at all, I will be seeking out alternatives.

[Dubulous @DubsNB]

I made it to Platinum 2 (highest I’ve ever been!) but tonight I went out for drinks, so of course now is the perfect time to grind TFT right?

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Nothing can ever compare to 100 gecs

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Mason Rudolph having the best game of his life right before Christmas is a little...on the nose

[Javad Khazaeli @javadesq]

Sooo. You all heard about the cop car that slammed into Bar PM Sunday night. And they arrested the owner for having the audacity to question him. Well here’s the video. 1/

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Seeing Jrue in a Celtics jersey is going to be v painful

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Long Brooks Robinson story I believe I told on radio:

When the Orioles played in Memorial Stadium, the PA announcer was named Rex Barney. When a fan made a great catch of a foul ball, he'd say, "Give that fan a contract." At a game with my dad and Brooks fouls off a pitch. Dad makes a leaping catch, everyone cheers, Rex does his thing. I'm over the moon. I got a Brooks Robinson foul ball. Can't believe it.

Next day at school, I tell everyone. Obviously. After school we have to play catch with this ball. Obviously. I figure I can throw a major league curve ball with it. I can't. I throw it low, my friend can't catch it. Now is when I mention we lived at the top of a hill. Ball rolls down the street and into a sewer.

The Brooks ball is gone. I never told my dad when he was alive. I always look up to the sky at this point and say, "Sorry 'bout that, Pop."

I tell this story decades later at a charity event in Baltimore. Turns out a man at our table did some work with Brooks. A week later a box arrives at my house with this and a note:

Hope this makes up for the one that got away, Brooks.

Indeed it did, Brooks. What a man.

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Sepp Kuss is actually going to win the Vuelta, wow

[ESPN @espn]

Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.
https://t.co/x5EsGu3IVc

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Casting Will Arnett as the voice of Pikachu is very very funny to me.

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Somehow, some way, the Orioles always manage to embarrass themselves

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Here's the clip of Kevin Brown's pregame comments on the Orioles' recent record against the Rays ahead of a series finale on July 23. Sources tell AA these comments led to Brown's current indefinite suspension from Orioles' broadcasts.

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

Touchdown, Orioles

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

You don’t even play piano

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

I have a Czech one, too

[Alan Sutterlin @alansutterlin]

I have a Polish friend who’s a sound guy