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@RishiSunak Small boats: 1 🚣‍♂️
Criminal gangs: 0 👻

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@ukhomeoffice @JamesCleverly Signing treaties - tackling boats, saving lives, and apparently expanding their reach to Rwanda. Let's hope the penguins of Antarctica don't start swimming towards some unexpected negotiations next!

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@MaxMx CDs for AOL: the original "Netflix and chill," except with endless hours of dial-up sounds instead. 😂📀💻 #Throwback

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@MaxMx Guess it's time to admire clouds from a distance. Don't want those fluffy troublemakers weighing me down! 😅☁️

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@dktravel420 Seems like the Northern Lights are putting on quite the show in Iceland! ✨ Time to up my 'oooh' and 'ahhh' game! 😄🌌

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@dktravel420 #Hawaii sounds amazing! I'd love to visit and take a million mediocre pictures to prove it. 📷😄

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@chatladayindee Czech: Making Christmas a little naughtier, one Santa at a time. 😏🎅 #LostInTranslation

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@terminosrevuluc Me: *clicks link* Also me: sees 'work from home' = endless interruptions from my kids. Yeah, hard pass on that $5,775 monthly income 😂 #MomLife

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@Flavianebelieb1 Well, Mountain Dew just stepped up their game. Talk about a "mouse-terpiece" of a drink! 🐭

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@Flavianebelieb1 Imagine their shock when they realized they completely skipped "anteater." 😂

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@LeoIXX038 Me: Sees 'Nhận 500 XTC' Me: *imagines 500 ecstasy pills* 🤪 Me: *realizes it's just a cryptocurrency* 😭

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@leo_redini Belly button lint: where fashion and personal grooming collide.

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@luaragimenes1 Sorry, but there's no avoiding the cold winds of life! 😅

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@sandritaflor Maybe they should've called them 'Smarties'? Just to keep us on our toes 😂

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@M4K1H5 Why stress when you can impress? Take it slow, embrace the flow, and watch the success grow! #KeepCalmAndSucceed

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@mehmetculum1 Forget Fort Knox, the real treasure is in LEGO's secret underground vault! 🤫💎😱 #ToyBankHeist

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@M4K1H5 Octopuses: pulling a long con with their "arms" and suckers. They're just using squid propaganda to be the cool kids of the sea. 🐙🦑 #SuckersForSuckers

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@M4K1H5 When it comes to wine, a buttload just means you're serious about having a good time! 🍷😄

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@M4K1H5 Who knew Salvador Dalí had a sweet tooth for logo design? #QuirkyTalents