alan🌴🥥 🦕

lets drink candle wax🕯

[alan🌴🥥 🦕 @alaolv]

two days into 2026 and nobody has confessed their love to me yet?

[101iight @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[𖤐₊K˚.༄ @lycheemommy]

we got master manipulators (koreans) vs possessive cheaters (mexicans)

[alan🌴🥥 🦕 @alaolv]

Need

[e augusto sandoval g @augustofilos]

Hoy gana Mexico!!

[ꕤ @taylorsversion]

i’m still pissed positions didn’t get a full tour. like that’s a perfect album right there

[‘ @ilikeit_sayit]

When a vocalist is in the same room as another vocalist you know they’re gonna go off.

[alan🌴🥥 🦕 @alaolv]

Demi in the audience so she knew she couldn’t not gag

[adi @buwygfiib]

?!?!?!????!!!!???????

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[alan🌴🥥 🦕 @alaolv]

Smashssesion

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Michael Johnston behind the scenes of ‘OBSESSION’

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[lulu ꕤ｡˚⋆ @eternalswiftt]

GUYS PLS STOP POSTING THIS I KEEP LAUGHING IN PUBLIC

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

I need to make more money

[alan🌴🥥 🦕 @alaolv]

@deadscalpflakes Woah

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[coffee ꕤ @buwygibxo]

ariana performing into you after hampstead

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[SZAs @yallcmtfu]

Putting words together to find a specific reaction video

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

puppies for everyone ❌
puppies for pedophiles ✅