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here to doom scroll/ ed and ot / alotta things

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hi, i am a mom

a fat mom, but a mom none the less

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were back bitches, post partum edition

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the fact that skinny is so back this year … and i got fucking pregnant at the same time

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missing my 24” waist

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the fact that skinny is so back this year … and i got fucking pregnant at the same time

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life update for the twt

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woah i forgot about twt for a minute there hello hi it is me

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@Thintoxicating I would say RN and then you have opportunity to become a NP / Psychiatric NP

similar roles, less of a headache with insurances and less time before you get a paycheck!

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ppl should rlly go see unknown underground artists more often

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

Concert tickets are becoming a luxury item. The days of being able to easily get tickets directly from Ticketmaster without stress and extreme diligence are gone. You all but have to get them on the resale market these days and that’s if you can afford them.

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actually this makes me MORE mad because be a man and say so instead of wasting my time pls n THX

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me: girl read the room he doesnt want to 🫶

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me: girl read the room he doesnt want to 🫶

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im a chill gf but when u mention buying a 50k car after 6 years and were still not even engaged i start to see red

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im sorry but the more homophobic a straight man is the more i assume they are in the closet

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didnt we all agree its a bad vibe to tell women what to do with their bodies

[SUPA @_supapeach]

Tired of being fake. You don't have a car, house, or stable job & you not even married…. wtf you think? Clinic bookie.

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like i worked in a lubavitch** Y***shiva school for years and can still support Palestine ….. whats gonna be ur excuse for being pro genocide

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no offense but imagine in 25-50 yrs explaining to ur grandchildren ur pro israel like that shit gonna be embarrassingggggg

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hunny…..what makes this better than private

[🌜hlöe @saturnsinmania]

im sorry but why can’t she just buy every seat on a normal plane? she doesn’t have to ride with other passengers at all & would decrease her carbon emissions by a shit ton

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the og maddie and cassie

[alli fitz ⋆˚✿˖° @allicatttx]

WHEN PAIGE AND MANNY FAUGHT AND THEN MANNY SPILLED!!! NASTY ASS TEA HER!

[kylie @gwaydenguts]

noah schnapps statement was used as israeli propaganda. i hope he takes comfort in knowing that years from now, he won't be remembered for his acting or his entrepreneurship, but the genocide he supported.